new designer dog breed

[FoxyWench]

*giggle* the deathclaw was the only monster in the entire game where i was always like OH NO! a death claw, RUN! everything else my exs char could survive...but a supermutant with a hydrant on a stick was a challange, a deathclaw however was always a fun suprise lol.

Ok so coop...Renee gave us our starting point, we need filas, im thinking we also need to bring back velociraptors, if we can some how mix those 2 with some kind of bull or other horned creature and well add a little bit of the aliens from alien too...and then pelt the whole kaboodle with some fallout radiation and tada "fluffies" !!

 

[Criosphynx]

oh dear god...


if you truely are a survivalist you are a **** poor one...

Iam VERY versed in what you should/shouldn't have at the 'end" and I can tell you a LARGE dog is NOT on the list...a large dog is going to be a massive BURDEN I don't care what tasks you have it trained to do...

are you familiar with firearms? Maybe your dense, or maybe You've already screwed up your right to own one...but a gun and ammo is going to be 100000% more useful than even the best trained/bred dog in a survival situation.


wow its the end of the world and I now have a 100lb dog to feed...you didn't think this through much honestly.

build a greenhouse and get a gun and quit freaking out.


friggin' trolls

 

[AGonzalez]

*giggle* the deathclaw was the only monster in the entire game where i was always like OH NO! a death claw, RUN! everything else my exs char could survive...but a supermutant with a hydrant on a stick was a challange, a deathclaw however was always a fun suprise lol.

Ok so coop...Renee gave us our starting point, we need filas, im thinking we also need to bring back velociraptors, if we can some how mix those 2 with some kind of bull or other horned creature and well add a little bit of the aliens from alien too...and then pelt the whole kaboodle with some fallout radiation and tada "fluffies" !!

Poor Dogmeat always suffered the consequences from an unfortunately run-in with a Deathclaw.

Maybe we should breed a whole herd of "Gary's" instead.

 

[FoxyWench]

*pouts* but i wants a deathclaw!

mabe we can breed a heard of garry's as well as deathclaws...
if nothing else theyll work for feeding the deathclaws!

POOR DOGMEAT...
like i said, a dog does nothing to help you against a supermutant with a hydrant on a stick...i mean dude...its a hydrant...ON A STICK!

 

[adojrts]

Funny how the OP, stopped posting after Pops2's well informed post lol.

 

[AllieMackie]

Funny how the OP, stopped posting after Pops2's well informed post lol.

It was also about the time we all called him out as a troll and started amusing ourselves with what he told us. That's when trolls get bored and wander away.

 

[Criosphynx]

i figured he was banned...

 

[ACooper]

Kharma kinda looks like that when she's pissed and up on her back legs :rofl1:

Mmmmk, noted.

A natural habitat and massive amounts of radiation from a nuclear attack on the US is all you really need to create these wonderful creatures. Also a nuclear fallout bunker and some weird scientists...perhaps the OP can help you though.

Seriously, they are badass, they can put a hurt on my level 18 guy in Fallout 3.

Gotcha.
(wanted to say that Kevin and I both laughed our ass off on your post AC!)

*giggle* the deathclaw was the only monster in the entire game where i was always like OH NO! a death claw, RUN! everything else my exs char could survive...but a supermutant with a hydrant on a stick was a challange, a deathclaw however was always a fun suprise lol.

Ok so coop...Renee gave us our starting point, we need filas, im thinking we also need to bring back velociraptors, if we can some how mix those 2 with some kind of bull or other horned creature and well add a little bit of the aliens from alien too...and then pelt the whole kaboodle with some fallout radiation and tada "fluffies" !!

All duly noted. Kevin also mentioned the "acid spitting puppy in Planet 51" as part of our stock..........So Planet 51 x Karma Puppeh to start us off!

HIM:

Now, nuclear fallout? Anyone have a coupon? Our walmart accepts competitor coupons.......so it doesn't matter where they are from!

 

[Doberluv]

I knew he was a troll from the beginning. I also laughed my head off when I read Colliwogs post, the first reply. Hahahahaha. We shouldn't have fed him, just like she said, but I guess none of us can help ourselves. Trolls make such fun pets. Trouble is....they get bored when everyone is onto them and then they go away and bother members on some other forum.

 

[FoxyWench]

coop, ill keep my eyes open for fallout sales...

acid and a whip like tail could be a realy cool...or realy DANGEROUS addition to the deathclaw...im guessing BOTH!

 

[AGonzalez]

Tchernobyl might be having a sale on nuclear fallout...I'll have to check.

We could also include "troll" in our bloodlines because it would add to the already beautiful demeanor of our Deathclaws.

 

[FoxyWench]

hmm, it could be a fine addition if we could get some good "trolls" from "champion bloodlines"...
but we need very special lines with focus...
part of the charm of our deathclaw, subspecies "fluffy" is its relentless hunting and tracking abilities...
having a deathclaw get bored and leave a half devoured corps, when its prey stops screaming "oh dear god please dont eat me" wouldnt do us much good now would it...

 

[ACooper]

Oh I definitely agree.......the troll can't be any old troll, no no, it must not only be from "champion lines" it HAS to be a true Champion in it's own right or it just won't do for our dear Fluffy's lines.

Yes, the troll we seek must have tenacity, cunning, and enough strength to stick with it no matter what...........the problem is, WHERE to find such a troll?

We may need to call in the expert.........one of our finest troll fighters, the one they call "Dekka"

 

[AGonzalez]

I can think of a troll in particular, but I'm not going to name names

So we cross that in to make a "Fluffy"...

What are we going to do to cull the ones that just aren't blood thirsty enough?

 

[ACooper]

My first thought would be to give them BACK to the other trolls to raise and care for (or eat as the case may be), but I don't know how humane that would be

Maybe attempt to raise them in a loving, EDUCATED, environment and see if we could make them into contributing citizens? NEUTERED of course!

 

[bubbatd]

The one thing that sents a Troll back under it's bridge is being laughed at . With it's pointy tail between it's legs where it's pea brain lives !

 

[AGonzalez]

Speaking of which, I'm off to play that game now that you sparked my interest. If I have any new genetic enhancing breakthroughs, I'll let you folks know.

 

[Dekka]

Oh I definitely agree.......the troll can't be any old troll, no no, it must not only be from "champion lines" it HAS to be a true Champion in it's own right or it just won't do for our dear Fluffy's lines.

Yes, the troll we seek must have tenacity, cunning, and enough strength to stick with it no matter what...........the problem is, WHERE to find such a troll?

We may need to call in the expert.........one of our finest troll fighters, the one they call "Dekka"

(ok that is funny!)

The problem with troll champions is that its so political. You need to find working trolls. Trolls with staying power, even on limited diets are essential. The tenacity of a good troll is tested by seeing if they can stick out on starvation rations. Cunning is inherent in most mature trolls. If they make it to maturity that is.

The best program is a catch and release one. This way trolls can be measured and tagged and then harvested when ready.

Troll breeding is tricky though. From troll wiki:

It seems so many trolls are male. There are more male humans than female humans (Y sperm swim faster.. no seriously) but there must be some other genetic factor at work with the Trollus internetusannoyica The other issue is that T. Internetusannoyica is reknown for its poor parenting skills, and low breeding rate. It seems that female trolls (also known as trollops in some areas) and male trolls seem to repel each other in most cases. Artifical breeding is best but costly.

As well there has been little work on the genome of Trollus internetusannoyica though what little work has been done has shown that the mutant allele, wTLL, that is believed to cause the conversion of H. sapiens to T. Internetusannoyica contains a series of extra GATA repeats. Luckily for H sapiens this is highly recessive, though it does make breeding trolls difficult. Some programs have instituted some heavy line breeding and even inbreeding to try to get maximum expression of this trait. Seems this also leads to receding hair lines, colon cancer and other inheritable faults.

There has been some recent work with epigenesis. It seems that particularly early or late exposure to the internet has some factor in the expression of the wTLL allele. It will be interesting to see where this research leads for future toll breeders.

Hope that helps!

 

[FoxyWench]

if trolls will be introduced into the program were certinaly goign to need some additional health testing.
while receeding hairlines are no problem, it is a primarily hairless breed afterall, colon cancer could certainly be an issue.

 

[Xandra]

if trolls will be introduced into the program were certinaly goign to need some additional health testing.
while receeding hairlines are no problem, it is a primarily hairless breed afterall, colon cancer could certainly be an issue.

You can be the designated tester for that particular issue, mmkay Foxy?