Oh man. Let's see what my dogs have been called...
Rory: Borzoi, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, brittany, aussie (the closest and most understandable guess)...
Chloe: Husky, JRT
Emma: Papillon, Pomeranian
Tucker: Yorkie, Papillon, Pomeranian
Rylie and Emma have gotten the "are those teacups?" question a good handful of times. They've been called Ferrets before as well. WTF?!
Oh, and this classic:
(points to the four chihuahuas)
Person: "Are those the mom, dad, and puppies?"
Me: "Huh?"
Person points to Chloe and Rylie, usually.
"Are those the mom and dad?"
Me: "No, they're not related."
Person: "So why do you have so many of them? Are you sure they aren't mom, dad, and kids?"
*Bangs head against wall at stupidity*