And yah, you paid $90 for collars just to promptly destroy them. Derpdederp.
But if they took your friend's advice and researched to see "what kind of person you really are", they'd all know that!
After she said that, I sort of felt like quoting where she said I was killing my pets 'cause God's mad at me. Just sayin'. But then I didn't really feel like being told that I'm your mistress. Again.