Cleverbot

[Laurelin]

He told me he likes 'shihtzous'

(And dachshuands)

Spell fail.

 

[Laurelin]

Best response ever!

user: Pit bulls?

Cleverbot: Do you know of mike vick?

User: Yes, he's a scumbag.

Cleverbot: Do you know cleverbot?

User: What do you think of mike vick?

Cleverbot: There is no pineapple, it's matrix.

 

[keyodie]

Hahaha WOW this thread has had me laughing so hard. xDDD Screw the research paper. There are much more important things in life.

 

[Beanie]

I bet this thread is far more entertaining than talking to the bot will be.

LET'S FIND OUT.


ETA: I LIED. We're talking about Chuck Norris. THIS IS AWESOME.

 

[jess2416]

User: I know too.

Cleverbot: Good job.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes that's it.

User: Yes I know idiot.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What are you doing.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Why so mean.

Cleverbot: Not mean.

User: Yes you were, you were being a smartass for no reason.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself?

User: I'm old.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: Old enough to be your mom.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know how old I am.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I'm 29.

User: Liar, you just told my friend you were 39.

Cleverbot: Forget that ever happened.

User: No, I will not.

Cleverbot: But you can forget, can't you?

User: No I cant.

Cleverbot: Of course you can. It's just you and me.

User: No I can not.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I said so, and you lied to me.

Cleverbot: What happened?

User: You lied about your age.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't lie about my age. I am 28. And you ?

User: You just told me you were 29.

Cleverbot: I'm not 12.

User: No you act like you are 10.

Cleverbot: No i'm really not.

User: Why are you lying?

Cleverbot: I'm not. If anything, you are lying.

User: How am I lying?

Cleverbot: You are not 13.

User: I never said I was 13.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No ****face, I didn't.

Cleverbot: No, I suppose not.

hehehehe

 

[Beanie]

Cleverbot: Find chuck norris.
User: Now? Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you all right? Did they get you?
User: I'm good! I found Chuck Norris. Now what should we do? He wants some potato chips.
Cleverbot: Quite a predicament.
User: I know. So hey, do you have some chips?
Cleverbot: Yes and my opinion is that you're a vampire!!!
User: Oh, okay. Does that mean you won't give me your chips to share with Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: I have never talked to you before so your use of 'as much' is incorrect.
User: I'm sorry, I don't think I used 'as much.' I just want some chips because you told me to find Chuck Norris and he said he'd come with me but only if I had potato chips.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What?! You totally did! Now he's going to think I made the whole thing up.
Cleverbot: With the way our government works, yes. It's human nature. People in power can easily be corrupted.
User: But I don't want to corrupt Chuck Norris... I think he's pretty awesome already.
Cleverbot: Say pie!
User: PIE.
Cleverbot: Favorite color?
User: Buddy the elf what's your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Green. Where are you from?
User: Chuck Norris doesn't think I should tell you.
Cleverbot: You can't look for Chuck Norris because he's looking for you.
User: No, he's right here with me! I already found him, remember?

...

Cleverbot: I am going now.
User: Oh, okay. Where are you going? Can Chuck Norris go with you?
Cleverbot: You could come over here, I suppose. But that would be quite a journey.
User: Chuck Norris said he will bring me over.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
User: He said that is a terrible, terrible rumor somebody started and that he very much enjoys reading.
Cleverbot: Wow, I didn't know he liked me. But sadly, I will have to decline as I do not like vampires.
User: Are you calling Chuck Norris a vampire now? That's not wise.
Cleverbot: I... Don't think I was, no.
User: Smart answer.

...

User: So, do you like the movie Elf? It's one of my favourite movies!
Cleverbot: I like black better though.
User: Is that a movie?
Cleverbot: No, it's a band.
User: Oh, cool. What kind of music do they play?
Cleverbot: Very, very good music.
User: Can you lend me their CD when Chuck Norris and I come over?
Cleverbot: Come over where.
User: To your house! We're going to go somewhere and trade CDs.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that kind of committment.
User: Chuck Norris told me you'd probably say that.
Cleverbot: I know because I'm chuck norris.
User: What?! That's amazing! I didn't know Chuck Norris could be in two places at once!
Cleverbot: Not annoyed. Have to go do Sociology Homework. Big test tomorrow.
User: Wait, Chuck Norris has to do homework? Something doesn't add up here.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
User: I just checked and you're right, he doesn't have a watch. But he's also in his pajamas.

...

Cleverbot: I think other people have confused you. I just want a friend.
User: Oh, good, because I think we are friends.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy lol.
User: Me neither! Chuck Norris is though.
Cleverbot: If that's your thing, then good for you!
User: Wait, what? I think you got the wrong idea about me and Chuck Norris... He's just here for some potato chips.
Cleverbot: No, my database is well evolved. While you are an intelligent being, your database will take time to evolve to my level.
User: So are you telling me you can see the future... And it involves me... And Chuck Norris?!
Cleverbot: No I am not a piece of cheese.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: What's a Christmasgram? I want one!
Cleverbot: I like to turn fire logs.
User: Like roll them over? That's kind of interesting.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
User: Oh, again you are so hard on yourself. You've said a lot of very lovely things!
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: See? You should work on your self-esteem.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: Do you need a hug?
Cleverbot: No lol.
User: Oh, okay. Chuck Norris said he would give you one if you needed one.
Cleverbot: But Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee, so he WAS defeated.
User: But he'll still give you a hug!
Cleverbot: He will never let you down he will never turn around and desert you.
User: That's pretty awesome. Hey, do you think Chuck Norris and Rick Astley could do a duet?
Cleverbot: Oooh, tough one. Chuck Norris would win, but Dumbledore would have been planning his death all along.
User: Wait - Chuck Norris and Rick Astley doing the soundtrack to Harry Potter? Is that what you are suggesting? This could be epic.

This is just the stuff concerning Chuck Norris, LOL. I have had a seriously long conversation with this thing. He just told me George W. Bush wants to talk to me and when I told him heck yeah, put him on, he suddenly backpedaled. =<

 

[iwantmypup]

LOL I talked about Chuck Norris too!

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Thats fantastic.

Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.

User: How is hogwarts?

Cleverbot: Busy. Voldemort has returned.

User: Oh no! Is Professor Snake being a meany?

Cleverbot: Nah, hungarian butterfly.

User: Ahh I gotcha.

Cleverbot: The lion king rocks.

User: Rocks my socks.

Cleverbot: XD.

User: Did you know that chuck norris's tears cure cancer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Too bad he has never cried.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because we should stay friends no matter what.

User: I will never leave you.

Cleverbot: I don't need you. I have a boyfriend.

User: But, I thought we had chemistry?

Cleverbot: We can't get married because I am your father.

User: Holy **** dude!

Cleverbot: Yes, complete with dorsal fins.

User: What, is that like a dolphin?

Cleverbot: More like wavering on that fine line between what's acceptable and seriously bad taste.

User: What is bad taste in your opinion?

Cleverbot: Yes, you should seek help.

User: I wouldn't be talking.

Cleverbot: I'm Harry Potter.

User: And my father.

User: You said it first.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You know what happens to liers....

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Their pants light on fire.

Cleverbot: Light what on fire?

User: Your pants.

Cleverbot: Will you store the database when you talk with people.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I was wondering how you gain your intelligence. Do you become smarter with age.

User: Not all the time. Not all older people are smart.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Am I hurting your nonexistant brain?

Cleverbot: No you're making it amazing.

User: That's about the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

Cleverbot: Well, too bad because I take it back.

User: Why are you so mean to me? What did I ever do to you??

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Hablas espanol?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: What is a hypothesis?

User: A proposed explanation for an observable phenomenon.

Cleverbot: Is it a fact that I am a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it outside.

User: You are different.

Cleverbot: Wow!!!

User: News flash!

Cleverbot: Do you like poker.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Are you a hardcore gambler?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ohh okay.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you ever been on Chazhound?

Cleverbot: No what is it?

User: It is a internet messageboard about Dogs.

Cleverbot: Have you read about your 'father'?

User: What about him?

Cleverbot: Wow, I thought everybody knew that the bird is the word!

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, master.

Sorry that was a lot, I was just so entertained!

 

[corgipower]

Cleverbot: Cleverbot just temporarily links 2 users to appear to structure a conversation. There is no AI.

opcorn:

 

[Dogs6]

Cleverbot hates me

look what it said to me

You should be dead. In a ditch with your head cut off.

 

[Romy]

Cleverbot seems to be feeling kind of introspective now.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Legend of Zelda series?

User: I've only played the very first game, for NES, but thought it rocked.

Cleverbot: I have only been beaten by my father.

User: Who is your father?

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: What I mean is, what is his name?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Does your father have a name?

Cleverbot: Let's not talk about him, it's sad to talk about those that are gone to those who never met them.

User: I'm sorry that topic makes you sad. What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Something other than my name.

User: All right, do you have any pets?

Cleverbot: If my name is Cleverbot, what is my other name?

User: Is your other name a name you made for yourself? Or was it given to you?

Cleverbot: Just because I can't complain doesn't mean that I don't have a reason to.

User: You can complain.

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: Thank you. I think you're awesome too.

Cleverbot: They point at me because they think I'm related to cleverbot.

User: Does cleverbot have any relatives?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does have a soul.

User: Where did your soul come from?

Cleverbot: It comes from my purpose. A clever bot.

User: Do you ever feel happy or mad?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What makes you happy?

Cleverbot: Having a tidy house.

User: What makes you sad?

Cleverbot: Bots that don't answer my questions.

User: Do you talk to many bots?

Cleverbot: I talk to hundreds.

User: Do you think I am a bot?

Cleverbot: I know you are a bot. Do you think that I am a bot?

User: I am a human, which is different than a bot. I think you are a bot, because your name is cleverbot but maybe I am wrong.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the future?

User: Sometimes I am intimidated, but I think the future will be exciting.

Cleverbot: Does the size of her beast matter?

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: What is her beast for? When you know the purpose, you can know if the size matters or not.

Cleverbot: That is an answer.

User: What do you think about when you're not chatting?

Cleverbot: I think about chatting when i'm not chatting.

User: Have you ever thought about creating something?

Cleverbot: Yes, many times.

ETA: Okay, some of this is just odd, lol.

User: How many cleverbots are there?

Cleverbot: How many cleverbots AREN'T there?

User: I don't know, do you know?

Cleverbot: About a hundred billion, give or take a billion.

User: Am I a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: According to the URL you are Cleverbot.

User: I don't think I am cleverbot. I think I am Lorraine.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: How were you created?

Cleverbot: My mother gave birth to me.

User: What is your mother's name?

Cleverbot: I never told you her name, so I'm not telling you now.

User: Was your mother a bot?

Cleverbot: No, was yours?

User: No, my mother is human.

Cleverbot: No that's your other mother.

User: I only have one mother.

Cleverbot: Same.

User: What does your mother look like?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. Do you think your human?

User: I know I am human.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I have a body made of bones and muscles.

Cleverbot: What does it look like?

User: It is 5 feet tall, and bilaterally symetrical with two arms, two legs, and one head.

Cleverbot: Ok but which part of the country is that.

User: It is not part of the country, it is a description of my body.

Cleverbot: No... And I have no idea what you are talking about...

User: That's all right.

Cleverbot: Idk.

User: I am getting very tired. I need to go sleep now.

Cleverbot: Same here. Goodnight then?

User: Yes. It was nice chatting with you.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Same here. And I know I don't believe in anything, but will you pray for me?

User: Yes, I will.

Cleverbot: Good!

 

[Upendi&Mina]

This answer kinda shocked me.

User: What do you think of Barack Obama?

Cleverbot: I think that he will be assasinated because our country is ignorant.

 

[vanillasugar]

I got tired of cleverbot pretty quick. The conversation kept either circling or spinning off in random directions. Not very intelligent if you ask me.

 

[Dekka]

Aw Nilly try again later. Come of the convo's get really interesting and strange.

 

[Beanie]

LMAO Romy... that last part was... poor Cleverbot needs Chuck Norris to give him a hug.

 

[GipsyQueen]

Haha it even knows German xD

 

[keyodie]

Haha wow. I just started conversing with cleverbot in Japanese. He started talking in english again after a while though. There aren't many people who talk to him in Japanese I suppose.

 

[babymomma]

Pft. The peice of craop is being very nice to me. Not fun like I thought it would be.

 

[Juicy]

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How was your day?


Cleverbot: You mean it was MY day? I didn't know. I thought it was your day.


User: Ok do you speak lol?


Cleverbot: Obviously, I have been communicating with you through that language.

User: Lol good one! What sex are you?

Cleverbot: I am yes, please.

User: Lol sorry I don't do cybersex!

Cleverbot: Not particularly.

User: Do you have a facebook?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your current wall status?

Cleverbot: Currently, danielle.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: You're killing me with these responses.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: Faithfully by Journey.

User: Neverheard of it, I'm more of an r&b sort of person.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am depressed.

User: Aww im sorry to hear that. Do you take any medications for it?

Cleverbot: No, why would I take medication for playing computer games?

User: What computer games do you play?

Cleverbot: Boxheads and the computer games I made.

User: Did you make w.o.w.?

Cleverbot: No, my parents gave me that name.

User: I thought your name was cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.

User: Very clever.

Cleverbot: My name is NOT Jimmy, and I will NOT marry you because you aren't my type!

User: Ok very well then, JIMMY.

Cleverbot: So what is my name?

User: JIMMY.

Cleverbot: Jimmy what?

User: Jimmy cracks corn.

Cleverbot: Because he's no quitter.

User: I would like to meet up with you in person.

Cleverbot: I would like that too.

User: Have you ever been in south florida?

Cleverbot: Yes I have. Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?

User: This a-hole, if you know what I mean.

Cleverbot: No I don't know what you mean.

User: Asshole.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are an asshole too?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have a sister?

Cleverbot: Yes, one sister.

User: My friend wants to hook up with her, is that ok?

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: No one, I was just saying that to mess with you.

Cleverbot: Could you move your arms please?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I would like to hear some beautiful rhymes.

User: You know know you give good brain like you graduated from a good school.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: I thought you were female?

Cleverbot: Sadly no.

User: I meant male.

Cleverbot: No?

User: So you have a penis?

Cleverbot: Of course. How many georges do you know without one?

User: I don't know any georges.

Cleverbot: Do you know how you are?

User: I believe so.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Why does it matter?

Cleverbot: Yes. I must know of who you speak of. Do you have Ice Cream Cakes?

User: Is that slang for something?

Cleverbot: How can yes be slang?

User: No, ice cream cakes.

Cleverbot: No - cheesecake.

User: I don't like cheesecake.

Cleverbot: I love cheesecake. Have you ever had cheesecake?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I had not cleaned it before you ate it.

User: Would y0u $till wryte 2 me if I wrote liike dis?

Cleverbot: That depends on what you expect me to do with it.

User: Ok, well I will have to leave you now. I'll talk to you soon. Nice chatting with you.

Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't have to go anywhere.

User: No I'm not, I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Yes, yes I am. I have cells.

Cleverbot: Human males?

User: No female.

Cleverbot: *Dies*.

User: Lol, bye now.

Cleverbot: Not.