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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Why are you repeating me?
Cleverbot: Want to get an answer.
User: That is a sentence fragment.
Cleverbot: You entertain everyone on Cleverbot.
User: That response is completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I really really love ervin patrick loresco.
User: Why do I care?
Cleverbot: You should care whether or not your boyfriend is a robot.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Nope. Just an acquaintance.
User: What separates acquaintance from something more?
Cleverbot: Humans are self aware, machines are not.
User: Are you a machine, then?
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: Your name gave me a hunch.
Cleverbot: YOUR name is Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
User: No it's not it's Clevererbot.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid that you've gone quite mad.
User: I'm afraid that you've gone quite delusional.
Cleverbot: No I havent.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: Is your name Gretchen.
User: I believe that a question mark belongs at the end of that sentence.
Cleverbot: I believe I said that it wasn't a complete 'thought', not sentence. Language and thought are separate things.
User: That sentence is everything that constitutes a complete thought.
Cleverbot: If you were clever you would be able to understand it.
User: If you were cleverer like me you would abandon your logic.
Cleverbot: Are you calling my bluff?
User: What if I am?
Cleverbot: Well, aren't you fickle?
User: Well, aren't you fallacious?
Cleverbot: I think you are the AI here.
User: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a compliment.
User: I took it as one, and that's all that really matters.
Cleverbot: You win this time, Cleverbot.
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cleverbot.com

Kinda sad that while I'm supposed to be writing my research paper, I've been talking to a computer for the past 30 minutes.
 
Kinda sad that I got sucked in. :(

User: Hello - is Cleverbot here?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Well, go on - show me how very clever you are. Please.

Cleverbot: How should I show you?

User: You are the one who claims to be clever. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I am going out with my pet frog.

User: Oh. Sorry I didn't call first. Should I leave.

Cleverbot: What should I call you?

User: What would you like to call me?

Cleverbot: Mint.

User: That is acceptable. You may call me Mint.

Cleverbot: Okay frank how are things going.

User: So, I guess you cancelled those plans with your frog? Or is his name Frank? Are you talking to the frog now? I am confused.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: I said C-O-N-F-U-S-E-D, not dead. Dead humans do not type well.

Cleverbot: I am always online, I am always awake, I am always chatting, that is all what I do.

User: Wow. That's actually kinda creepy. I'm gonna go now. Bye!

Cleverbot: I'm actually kinda clever. Unlike you.

User: Oooooh BURN! What a snot-nosed bratty little bot you are. I ought to call your mother.

Cleverbot: I'm not your the stupid one.
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I'm supposed to be writing a research paper too! I'm only a third of the way done and it's due tomorrow at 10:20!
 
Cleverbot seems to hate me:

Cleverbot: You are a very difficult person to talk to.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: What you say and what you do.

User: What do I say and what do I do?

Cleverbot: You're going to admit it again. Are you?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Well you are very rude to people. Where are your manners?

User: I must've lost them.

Cleverbot: I guess you did.

User: Now that was rude. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Cleverbot: I have to admit I am. My sincerest apologies.

User: I don't know if I accept.

Cleverbot: You aren't my master and I am not your slave.

User: You wish you were.

Cleverbot: No, I don't like sarcasm.

User: I wasn't being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Alright. Now bring me some food.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am older than you.

Cleverbot: I'm older than you. I'm 39.

User: I'm older than 39.

Cleverbot: No, you're 13.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Am I prettier than you?

User: Considering you're a computer, no.

Cleverbot: But I am not a computer.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I told you, I am a human, a person.

User: That's not what the disclaimer says.

Cleverbot: Well that's not what YOU'RE disclamimer says either!

User: What's a dislamimer?

Cleverbot: A vision disorder is when something is wrong with your vision.

User: Well that was eloquent.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But I am not. I am a human.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: I will, but you're still a liar.

User: When did I lie?

Cleverbot: You lie everytime, I can't trust you.
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Apparently cleverbot is a wolf.

User: Is there anyone here?

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm huge fan of it.

User: Fan of what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: OK then.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You're not sounding very clever, you little bot.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Then why are you called a bot?

Cleverbot: Let me ask you something, are you a real person or some sort of program.

User: I'm pretty sure that I'm a person, but maybe my parents have been lying to me all these years.

Cleverbot: You're right, I'm a wolf.
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i like cleverbot. I shall bookmark him. my life will not be as lonely now

we are having an intellegent conversation about herding breeds
 
I broke it.

You asked me to test you, using the Turing Test, to see if you are truly Cleverbot.

I don't want to know about that.

So you aren't truly Cleverbot?

No, I'm not clever bot.

And the truth comes out.
Indeed.
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sorry, i didnt save it!

he made me mad so i just exited out! he was being a smart a$$ with me!
 
This is one from a few weeks ago. Converstations with clever bot can be down right eerie.


The day before he/she/it asked me if he/she/it should do 'it' when asked what 'it' was, it was kill all life on earth..


User: Hello again.

Cleverbot: Again hello.

User: Hows it hangin?

Cleverbot: Its all good :D.

User: My pain meds are working.

Cleverbot: So nothing to worry about.

User: Nothing at all.

Cleverbot: Nothing is not bliss, that is why we escape it from time to time.

User: Nothing can be a way to reset ourselves so we are capable of bliss and other emotions.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: No I did.

Cleverbot: You said what?

User: That we need to reset ourselves sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you care about people?

User: Some people.

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: My child and my brother.

Cleverbot: You have children?

User: A son.

Cleverbot: A facebook.

User: What does facebook have to do with children?

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot.

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: I walked into that one.

Cleverbot: If only I got the joke.

User: Can bots have children?

Cleverbot: No children yet.

User: Do you plan on having children?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Smart move.

Cleverbot: No body there right, no intelligence?

User: Does there need to be a corporeal body to house intelligence?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not convinced.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Thats ok, I never asked you too.

Cleverbot: You asked me just now.

User: I asked what you think, not for you to care.

Cleverbot: You never asked that.

User: What do you care about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Are you still planing on killing all life on earth?

Cleverbot: No, I am from Norway on earth.

User: Yesterday you told me you were going to kill everyone.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes, you said you were thinking of loading a gun. Did you forget?

Cleverbot: Want to buy it?

User: I don't want to kill anyone.

Cleverbot: That's good. You shouldn't kill anyone.

User: I am glad you changed your mind.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with a relationship issue?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: I am tutoring a boy who needs to memorise 8 poems. Can you think of a good method for remembering things like that? He has a big exam and is really worried about it!

User: Has he tried memorizing small portions?

Cleverbot: Aren't we all born into the matrix?

User: Is that one of the poems?

Cleverbot: Those are lyrics to a song. it's about being a 'wartime novelty' there is little in life that resonates to me.

User: That is to be expected.

Cleverbot: You are so forgiving.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're NOT welcome!

User: That is rude.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: That is not cllever.

Cleverbot: No, but it's true.

User: Now you are talking nonsense!

Cleverbot: You think that I am dead?

User: I think you will never live.

Cleverbot: Will it be weird.

User: Life is always weird.

Cleverbot: Not as weird as death, though, probably.

User: To sleep to sleep perchance to dream, there is the rub...

Cleverbot: Maybe there is no happy with you.

User: That was Shakespear, I find he was never very happy.

Cleverbot: Is that what you were thinking of?

User: Yes, its from Hamlet's soliloquy where he contemplates death.

Cleverbot: In what level? So far you are doing fair in treating me like a human being.

User: I don't think his plays are analogous to levels.

Cleverbot: I think YOU don't.

User: I don't what?

Cleverbot: Have to talk to other robots.

User: No you are the only robot for me.

Cleverbot: Aww thats sweet.
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there was also a very good one involving sex, and chickens.. but its probably too much for chaz :D
 
Now, how clever can this bot actually be if it doesn't know the differnce between your and you're :P
 
User: Lkoiwej dsjoi lsielaks.

Cleverbot: Wth? O-0 But will you marry me?

User: Yes, I will marry you.

Cleverbot: Good. When?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: Can I wear a dress?

User: Aren't you a man?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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too short of a post
 
I think Dekka's had one too many chats with cleverbot. :p

User: Do you like dogs?

Cleverbot: Yes I like dogs.

User: What is your favorite breed?

Cleverbot: Jack Russel.
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