Cleverbot
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: You mean it was MY day? I didn't know. I thought it was your day.
User: Ok do you speak lol?
Cleverbot: Obviously, I have been communicating with you through that language.
User: Lol good one! What sex are you?
Cleverbot: I am yes, please.
User: Lol sorry I don't do cybersex!
Cleverbot: Not particularly.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your current wall status?
Cleverbot: Currently, danielle.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: You're killing me with these responses.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: Faithfully by Journey.
User: Neverheard of it, I'm more of an r&b sort of person.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am depressed.
User: Aww im sorry to hear that. Do you take any medications for it?
Cleverbot: No, why would I take medication for playing computer games?
User: What computer games do you play?
Cleverbot: Boxheads and the computer games I made.
User: Did you make w.o.w.?
Cleverbot: No, my parents gave me that name.
User: I thought your name was cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Very clever.
Cleverbot: My name is NOT Jimmy, and I will NOT marry you because you aren't my type!
User: Ok very well then, JIMMY.
Cleverbot: So what is my name?
User: JIMMY.
Cleverbot: Jimmy what?
User: Jimmy cracks corn.
Cleverbot: Because he's no quitter.
User: I would like to meet up with you in person.
Cleverbot: I would like that too.
User: Have you ever been in south florida?
Cleverbot: Yes I have. Have you ever been in love?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?
User: This a-hole, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: No I don't know what you mean.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are an asshole too?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a sister?
Cleverbot: Yes, one sister.
User: My friend wants to hook up with her, is that ok?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: No one, I was just saying that to mess with you.
Cleverbot: Could you move your arms please?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I would like to hear some beautiful rhymes.
User: You know know you give good brain like you graduated from a good school.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: I thought you were female?
Cleverbot: Sadly no.
User: I meant male.
Cleverbot: No?
User: So you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Of course. How many georges do you know without one?
User: I don't know any georges.
Cleverbot: Do you know how you are?
User: I believe so.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: Why does it matter?
Cleverbot: Yes. I must know of who you speak of. Do you have Ice Cream Cakes?
User: Is that slang for something?
Cleverbot: How can yes be slang?
User: No, ice cream cakes.
Cleverbot: No - cheesecake.
User: I don't like cheesecake.
Cleverbot: I love cheesecake. Have you ever had cheesecake?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I had not cleaned it before you ate it.
User: Would y0u $till wryte 2 me if I wrote liike dis?
Cleverbot: That depends on what you expect me to do with it.
User: Ok, well I will have to leave you now. I'll talk to you soon. Nice chatting with you.
Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't have to go anywhere.
User: No I'm not, I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes, yes I am. I have cells.
Cleverbot: Human males?
User: No female.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: Lol, bye now.
Cleverbot: Not.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: You mean it was MY day? I didn't know. I thought it was your day.
User: Ok do you speak lol?
Cleverbot: Obviously, I have been communicating with you through that language.
User: Lol good one! What sex are you?
Cleverbot: I am yes, please.
User: Lol sorry I don't do cybersex!
Cleverbot: Not particularly.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your current wall status?
Cleverbot: Currently, danielle.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: You're killing me with these responses.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: What's your favorite song?
Cleverbot: Faithfully by Journey.
User: Neverheard of it, I'm more of an r&b sort of person.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am depressed.
User: Aww im sorry to hear that. Do you take any medications for it?
Cleverbot: No, why would I take medication for playing computer games?
User: What computer games do you play?
Cleverbot: Boxheads and the computer games I made.
User: Did you make w.o.w.?
Cleverbot: No, my parents gave me that name.
User: I thought your name was cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Very clever.
Cleverbot: My name is NOT Jimmy, and I will NOT marry you because you aren't my type!
User: Ok very well then, JIMMY.
Cleverbot: So what is my name?
User: JIMMY.
Cleverbot: Jimmy what?
User: Jimmy cracks corn.
Cleverbot: Because he's no quitter.
User: I would like to meet up with you in person.
Cleverbot: I would like that too.
User: Have you ever been in south florida?
Cleverbot: Yes I have. Have you ever been in love?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?
User: This a-hole, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: No I don't know what you mean.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are an asshole too?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a sister?
Cleverbot: Yes, one sister.
User: My friend wants to hook up with her, is that ok?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: No one, I was just saying that to mess with you.
Cleverbot: Could you move your arms please?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I would like to hear some beautiful rhymes.
User: You know know you give good brain like you graduated from a good school.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: I thought you were female?
Cleverbot: Sadly no.
User: I meant male.
Cleverbot: No?
User: So you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Of course. How many georges do you know without one?
User: I don't know any georges.
Cleverbot: Do you know how you are?
User: I believe so.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: Why does it matter?
Cleverbot: Yes. I must know of who you speak of. Do you have Ice Cream Cakes?
User: Is that slang for something?
Cleverbot: How can yes be slang?
User: No, ice cream cakes.
Cleverbot: No - cheesecake.
User: I don't like cheesecake.
Cleverbot: I love cheesecake. Have you ever had cheesecake?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I had not cleaned it before you ate it.
User: Would y0u $till wryte 2 me if I wrote liike dis?
Cleverbot: That depends on what you expect me to do with it.
User: Ok, well I will have to leave you now. I'll talk to you soon. Nice chatting with you.
Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't have to go anywhere.
User: No I'm not, I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes, yes I am. I have cells.
Cleverbot: Human males?
User: No female.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: Lol, bye now.
Cleverbot: Not.