Which Chazzers Would You Want On Your Side In a Barrrom Brawl?

[~Jessie~]

I'm generally not a violent person... my favorite color is pink and I have 3 chihuahuas. lol.

I just have some issues with taking crap from people, and a lot of times I just get pushed over the edge. I say things to people, and they usually back down or back off afterwards.

I've never been in a fist fight... I've had people threaten to fight me, and I've pushed people, etc.

Some girl on my bus threw something at someone else and it hit me by accident, so I threw it back. She drove her mom's car to my bustop and threatened to fight me. I pushed her into her car and she ended up leaving.

Other than that, Seaworld is my only time having physical contact.

 

[savethebulliedbreeds]

Hey I love that **** pitchfork hehehe. It is the joke of our house now. If someone pisses me off they will get the pitchfork.

A friend of mine said, "well why didn't you just send Scott after him?" to which my sister responded...."Jaclyn with a pitchfork is a hell of a lot scarier than some big guy!"

 

[ToscasMom]

It's not my style to do things to people directly. I'm more one of those people who watches and waits for the right timing, and then I get the SOB big time.

 

[~Jessie~]

It's not my style to do things to people directly. I'm more one of those people who watches and waits for the right timing, and then I get the SOB big time.

I've done that too.

My roommate in student housing a few years ago got me evicted because my fiancee stayed over too much (even though her bf did the same)...

I snuck into her room and poured concentrated Koolaid on the carpet under her bed to get revenge.

 

[ToscasMom]

Ok ok, well I did once deliberately cigarette-burn the back of someone's silk jacket...

 

[~Jessie~]

When I was 10, my friend and I melted chocolate and put ants in it, and gave it to a kid I didn't like. He ate it, too.

 

[jess2416]

I always laugh at people at the most non-convenient times...

Wont go into that one, but it happened....

 

[savethebulliedbreeds]

Ok ok, well I did once deliberately cigarette-burn the back of someone's silk jacket...

Hahahah that would suck for the person who owned it lol.

I am not usually a violent person either, but certain stuff sends me over the edge very easily.

For some reason most of my violent interactions have been with men....they are scared of me hahahaha.

 

[savethebulliedbreeds]

TM it seems like you and I keep ending up in these late night laugh fests....its awesome LOL

 

[~Jessie~]

Hahahah that would suck for the person who owned it lol.

I am not usually a violent person either, but certain stuff sends me over the edge very easily.

For some reason most of my violent interactions have been with men....they are scared of me hahahaha.

Mine have all been with women... except for the kid I threw the 3 hole paper puncher at.

I'm the same way, though... If I get pushed enough, that's the end of them. lol.

 

[Renee750il]

Hmmmm . . . the worst thing I can think of right now was pulling the valve stems out of that woman's tires (she had out of state tags) on Christmas Eve at Toys-R-Us . . .

Oh, wait . . . I guess putting the poison ivy in the crotch of all of the cheating boyfriend's underwear was my best hour

 

[ToscasMom]

I guess putting the poison ivy in the crotch of all of the cheating boyfriend's underwear was my best hour

LMAO!

Some crazy glue while he is sleeping works well too.

 

[jess2416]

I took a car ashtray and went down the side of someone's car with the metal end of it....

 

[Renee750il]

Nah, that way I got 'em both . . . she knew about me and pursued him. They both thought they had some exotic and excrutiating form of clap.

 

[ToscasMom]

TM it seems like you and I keep ending up in these late night laugh fests....its awesome LOL

I know, Save. Nothing like the middle of the night to bring out the best in us!

 

[~Jessie~]

Some woman on a chinchilla forum I was on posted about her revenge on her boyfriend...

I guess she replaced some of his meds with Viagra... he ended up taking too much of it and having one stiff week (no pun intended) :yikes:

 

[savethebulliedbreeds]

Hmmmm . . . the worst thing I can think of right now was pulling the valve stems out of that woman's tires (she had out of state tags) on Christmas Eve at Toys-R-Us . . .

Oh, wait . . . I guess putting the poison ivy in the crotch of all of the cheating boyfriend's underwear was my best hour

To the first one....why did you do that??? Hehehe

The second one.....

1 pair of mens underwear......$15
Gas to drive and get poison ivy.......$5
Watching a cheating boyfriend claw at his itchy crotch.......PRICELESS!!!

 

[~Jessie~]

In highschool, one of my ex's friends used to put Goldbond down his pants after football practice. My ex and some other kids put itching powder in the Goldbond container.

 

[Renee750il]

I pulled her valve stems out because she'd cut me off three times and then had the gall to give me the salute . . . kinda pissed me off.

Oh, he was horribly allergic to poison ivy . . . and where she got it she couldn't really scratch . . .

 

[~Jessie~]

I pulled her valve stems out because she'd cut me off three times and then had the gall to give me the salute . . . kinda pissed me off.

Oh, he was horribly allergic to poison ivy . . . and where she got it she couldn't really scratch . . .

OUCH! However, :hail: :hail: