Which Chazzers Would You Want On Your Side In a Barrrom Brawl?

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Oh yes,

Def. add Jessie to my list. Maybe throw a couple penny's on the ground of the barrom before the fight starts, to get her engine going.
 

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GO JESSIE!!!!


My kinda seaworld visitor!!!


Your my hero!:hail: :hail: Im surprised you didnt rip her head off.
I get really angry when someone pisses me off. I once threw a soda at some kids in a movie theatre. They were throwing candy... so I gave them a nice wet treat.

I took the top off of the soda and chucked it at them :popcorn:
 
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See a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck.....unless Jessie is around!!!

I can't believe she was excited about the shinyness of it.....simple things amuse simple minds!
 

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See a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck.....unless Jessie is around!!!

I can't believe she was excited about the shinyness of it.....simple things amuse simple minds!
Oh, I know! After, I wish I had handed her 50 cents so she could go to the bank and get herself a nice shiny roll of pennies.
 

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I threw a 3 hole paper puncher at a kid in 6th grade...

And I ripped a chunk of a girl's hair out (scalp attached!) on the playground in 4th grade.

No one ever expects anything from me, lol. I'm really a very nice person too!
 

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^^ Thats right, my perfect Toscapoo laughs in the face of barrom fights!


Haha Jessie, I love it. I have def. wanted to throw a couple soda's in someone's face before. My mother once threw her class of tea in this lady's face... was a nice real fight, and to know my mother, she is the most unvoilent person ever, but this lady pushed and pushed her... was beautiful. LOL
 

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Well, she pissed me off, cause I was trying to count my register down at the end of the day, and she wouldnt take her grubby hands out of it, so while her fingers were in it, I slammed the register shut and said count it your d@mn self, and went and clocked out and went home
 

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^^ Thats right, my perfect Toscapoo laughs in the face of barrom fights!


Haha Jessie, I love it. I have def. wanted to throw a couple soda's in someone's face before. My mother once threw her class of tea in this lady's face... was a nice real fight, and to know my mother, she is the most unvoilent person ever, but this lady pushed and pushed her... was beautiful. LOL
Hahaha! It's just such a good feeling once you do it. Ian's always afraid I'm going to get him beat up when I speak my mind.
 

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Well, she pissed me off, cause I was trying to count my register down at the end of the day, and she wouldnt take her grubby hands out of it, so while her fingers were in it, I slammed the register shut and said count it your d@mn self, and went and clocked out and went home
LMAO! That's great :lol-sign: :hail:
 
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Hehehe Jessie you and I are one of a kind lol.

We were sitting at my dads shop the one night and some kids drove by and threw a beer bottle out the window of their car and it smashed. I yelled at them and told they better clean it up. Most people would have gave the finger or told me to f off but they stopped. Long story short....my dad smashed the kids shins in his car door when they wouldn't get in their car and leave and the other kid ended up with some broken ribs from me.

Another evening we were having a fire in our backyard. Our yard backs onto a field....all of a sudden it sounded like a swarm of bees out back so we looked over the fence to check it out. There was litterally like 60 kids beating the crap out of each other. The cops got called and when they showed up kids scattered everywhere. All of a sudden I could hear leaves rustling on the other side of the fence in the front yard so I walked over there and there was a guy standing there. I told him to get the f off my property and when he wouldn't leave I chased him with my pitchfork. I wouldn't have used it but I think he got the message!
 

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Only real thing I've done, and its so pitiful its hilarious now, I was like in 3rd or 4th grade, and this kid cut in front of me at the water fountain, and I pushed him, and the idiot fell over into the metal display case. He faked crying and I went to the principal's office. My only claim to voilence, yet
 

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All of a sudden I could hear leaves rustling on the other side of the fence in the front yard so I walked over there and there was a guy standing there. I told him to get the f off my property and when he wouldn't leave I chased him with my pitchfork. I wouldn't have used it but I think he got the message!

ROFLMAO

OMG *side hurts from laughing*:lol-sign: :lol-sign: :lol-sign:

Chasing with a pitchfork... dear god, Your def. added to my list now as well. Bring the pitchfork-o-doom!
 

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When I was in elementary school (private school) every week the different grades would take turns cleaning up the lunch room... Well, it was my grades turn (I think I was in 4th or 5th) and it was this girl that really got on my nerves turn to wipe down the tables..

So while I was getting the trash and drinks off the table, I proceeded to pour drink after drink all over the tables...
 

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