Which Chazzers Would You Want On Your Side In a Barrrom Brawl?
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Let's see... I shared about slapping my sister in the face with an iron skillet...
What about the time I whooped my dad's ass?
It was late, he was drinking, and looking for a fight. Like an idiot, my older sister took it hook, line, and sinker. The verbal assault soon turned into physical fighting. Now-- normally I wouldn't interfere in a fight like this, 'cause my older sis is a big girl... standing at 5' 10" and 210 pounds. Well, somehow Dad got a hold of her and had her pinned to the wall, choking her.
This is where I come in.
I yell "Daddy stop it!" and he turns around, with a raged look in his eye. He looked at me and said "What ya gonna do girl?"
Now-- a little background... I'm not nary a bit scared of my Daddy. He has done so many things to me to make me think he's a puss... this includes holding a shot gun at me when I was 6 months pregnant!
So anywho, I say "I'm gonna do THIS!" and sock him dead in the face. Being drunk, he swings back. I have an advantage though... I'm as sober as a judge!
I duck, and get him with one hellofa uppercut. He stumbles backwards with his hands on his face. He takes his hands away and what do I see?
I broke his nose in 4 places. It was all sorts of funny shaped.
What about the time I whooped my dad's ass?
It was late, he was drinking, and looking for a fight. Like an idiot, my older sister took it hook, line, and sinker. The verbal assault soon turned into physical fighting. Now-- normally I wouldn't interfere in a fight like this, 'cause my older sis is a big girl... standing at 5' 10" and 210 pounds. Well, somehow Dad got a hold of her and had her pinned to the wall, choking her.
This is where I come in.
I yell "Daddy stop it!" and he turns around, with a raged look in his eye. He looked at me and said "What ya gonna do girl?"
Now-- a little background... I'm not nary a bit scared of my Daddy. He has done so many things to me to make me think he's a puss... this includes holding a shot gun at me when I was 6 months pregnant!
So anywho, I say "I'm gonna do THIS!" and sock him dead in the face. Being drunk, he swings back. I have an advantage though... I'm as sober as a judge!
I duck, and get him with one hellofa uppercut. He stumbles backwards with his hands on his face. He takes his hands away and what do I see?
I broke his nose in 4 places. It was all sorts of funny shaped.
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My mom kicked a bronx girl's ass once. Kind of embarrasing when your mom gets in a first fight at a water park.
Umm. Tosca, by far. She's make them cry on her wit alone. Renee. Anyone who can handle Shiva the Diva can handle a couple drunken fools. Jess, because i imagine she's tough. Probably Buckshot because he looks good. And anyone with a pit because they've got to deal with assholes every day.
Grammy too, maybe, and Aus.
Umm. Tosca, by far. She's make them cry on her wit alone. Renee. Anyone who can handle Shiva the Diva can handle a couple drunken fools. Jess, because i imagine she's tough. Probably Buckshot because he looks good. And anyone with a pit because they've got to deal with assholes every day.
Grammy too, maybe, and Aus.
My mother once got in a fight at a HOSPITAL! My aunt was in there, and her friend was asked to leave so my aunt could speak to my grandma alone, and her friend wouldn't leave. Now to hear what comes next, you have to understand about my mother. She is as blonde as blonde can be, and would be the LAST person you would EVER think to get into "physical battle"... anywho....
She flung a glass of tea in the friends face lmao. Then the friend got up, and pinned her against the door. All the while, my aunt is trying to crawl out of bed with IVs and such, and this is happening in the ER room. Long story short, my mother who has never gotten in a fight, and this friend of my aunts( not my aunt who im very close with, this is the other one haha) has claw marks all over her face. My mother used her finger nails like knifes I guess LOL. I still wish I could of been there to of seen it.
She flung a glass of tea in the friends face lmao. Then the friend got up, and pinned her against the door. All the while, my aunt is trying to crawl out of bed with IVs and such, and this is happening in the ER room. Long story short, my mother who has never gotten in a fight, and this friend of my aunts( not my aunt who im very close with, this is the other one haha) has claw marks all over her face. My mother used her finger nails like knifes I guess LOL. I still wish I could of been there to of seen it.
I beat a girl with a shovel once because she was stalking me and calling me making death threats to me, and driving by my house all hours of the night. All because I was with her ex bf that she was obsessed with. I went to her work, drug her over the counter and outside, we were fighting she ripped out my septum ring, I went into a rage and grabbed the first thing out my car which was a shovel, then I went to see mushroomhead, came home and got arrested. I went to jail for awhile :X
I also once broke my friends nose on accident lol
EDIT This was all in my young and stupid days. I don't really do these types of things anymore.
I also once broke my friends nose on accident lol
EDIT This was all in my young and stupid days. I don't really do these types of things anymore.
