Lol!! well we were on a ferry trip once to the Isle of Wight and they have a special room for pets so in we went, Me and Gus, my bro, martin my bf, Jordan my bf's little boy (who was 4 at the time!) and My mum and her dog Barley. Barley started washing his "Parts" and Jordan said in a very loud voice! "BARLEY STOP LICKING YOUR BUDLEY!!!!"(his name for it!!) And then he turned to everyone else in the room and said " he's always doing that!" Everyone turned to look at us and I could have died!! Out of the mouths of babes hey!!