LoL thanks! I spent a lot of time when I visited Japan telling people they weren't fake eyelashed. They're nice looking but incredibly annoying when I want to wear glasses/sun glasses. And it takes for freaking ever to get water proof mascara off them!
Almost as wrong as me remembering..... On top of my spaghetttiiiii, all covered in cheeeeese, there sat my poor meeeeatball, till somebody sneeeeeezed.... It rolled off the tableeeee and onto the flooooooor, and then my poor meatball, rolled out of the dooooooor... it rolled down the garden and under a bush! By then my poor meatball, was nothing but mush :(