umm question lol

[Gustav]

Lol!! well we were on a ferry trip once to the Isle of Wight and they have a special room for pets so in we went, Me and Gus, my bro, martin my bf, Jordan my bf's little boy (who was 4 at the time!) and My mum and her dog Barley. Barley started washing his "Parts" and Jordan said in a very loud voice! "BARLEY STOP LICKING YOUR BUDLEY!!!!"(his name for it!!) And then he turned to everyone else in the room and said " he's always doing that!" Everyone turned to look at us and I could have died!! Out of the mouths of babes hey!!

 

[Barb04]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! This has definitely been fun reading!

 

[Renee750il]

OMG - ROFLMAO, Sunny - an OUTIE!!!

 

[Datyn's Mom]

omg, after reading that "how could you" story i needed this laugh...in our house we always tell the dogs to keep their "pencil" in their pants, sabre is famous for that ..thank god none of the kids have spotted the infamous "pencil poppin" yet

thanks for the laugh, i needed it

 

[Gustav]

Still makes me cringe when I think about it!! The worst thing about it was that there was this really posh old couple sitting opposite us and the woman was like "Our dog Zoe never does that sort of thing when we're around! She must do it at night" She made us feel like Barley (the dog!) was some sort of pervert!! I was like "Oh right!" I mean what else can you say?!!!

 

[crazydog]

this is the reason my mom says she will never want/have a male dog. ::sigh::

 

[Renee750il]

You guys just made me remember an incident of my education. We had a pair of white ducks, and a great big grey goose decided to make them the object of his affections. He'd fly up the road to our house from the farm he lived at every evening and diligently apply himself to the pursuit of happiness - or at least the pursuit of Edwina and Susie. One evening I saw him chasing 'Wina all over the yard with this long, strange looking red thing hanging down, dragging on the ground behind him . . .

I have never, ever seen anything quite like that before or since . . . and I'm still not really sure just how the mechanics of that strange, dangling 'part'iciple could possibly work.

 

[Sunnypup]

Still makes me cringe when I think about it!! The worst thing about it was that there was this really posh old couple sitting opposite us and the woman was like "Our dog Zoe never does that sort of thing when we're around! She must do it at night" She made us feel like Barley (the dog!) was some sort of pervert!! I was like "Oh right!" I mean what else can you say?!!!

of course their dog wouldn't do it if it is a girl stupid people.

 

[Gustav]

of course their dog wouldn't do it if it is a girl stupid people.

Good point! Never thought about it like that! Doh! How stupid am I!!

 

[Debi]

I was 17 and with my sister at a farm of friends of hers...when suddenly....I saw a 'stallion'.....I screamed so loud everyone thought I was gonna faint. I still feel embarrassed when my sis remembers......it was just an instant reaction. Of COURSE lots of people were there......geez. For years, she would steer me away from the elephants at the zoo.....just in case.

 

[Gustav]

Lol! I used to have a job at a stud farm! And you can't wear perfume because it sends the stallions wild! It's a turn on for them apparently! One day i'd been out all night with friend and slunk into work a little late and got changed in the toilet, forgetting that i'd sprayed myself liberally with perfume the night before!! The stallions went mad, throwing themselves at the front of their stables, trying to get at me!! It was pretty scary! I had to go home and shower!

 

[nicco]

LOOOL!ROFLMAO!
I can't believe what this thread is about! But I laugh my a.. off when I read everyone's posts. Very funny!
Nicco

 

[1sweetnopichick]

On a side note I've had a similar situation. It's really not funny but you can't help but laugh...what a problem to have for a "furguy" (or any guy for that fact!!)!! On previous posts I've mentioned that for medical reasons my male boxer had to be neautered. His previous owner purchased him as a pup for breeding purposes only. His problem is that when he was old enough to breed and the female came in heat his owner put them together - naturally it would come out. Well, it was too big to go back in! It had to be surgically put back in!! Can you believe it?? Who's ever heard of such a thing?? The vet said to let it heal and try again - so he did - and it happened again. He was wanting to keep trying till his F got pregnant but the vet advised against it and said to have him neautered to keep it from happening again (and to save him from the pain and embarrasment). They said that would fix the problem. To the owner that made him "worthless" so long story short we ended up w/ him and later the female. Also that didn't fix it. Every now and then it will still come out - like a normal healthy male's will -and I have to take him to the vet to have it put back in!! How embarrasing!! My husband says "WAY TO GO"!! Like I said - what a problem to have...Men-hahaha!! Gosh how I love them both though - problems or not.

 

[Gustav]

Lol!!

 

[snookums]

I'm still traumatized by the elephants at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. Holy cow.

If I ever buy an elephant, it'll be a girl.

 

[Renee750il]

On a side note I've had a similar situation. It's really not funny but you can't help but laugh...what a problem to have for a "furguy" (or any guy for that fact!!)!! On previous posts I've mentioned that for medical reasons my male boxer had to be neautered. His previous owner purchased him as a pup for breeding purposes only. His problem is that when he was old enough to breed and the female came in heat his owner put them together - naturally it would come out. Well, it was too big to go back in! It had to be surgically put back in!! Can you believe it?? Who's ever heard of such a thing?? The vet said to let it heal and try again - so he did - and it happened again. He was wanting to keep trying till his F got pregnant but the vet advised against it and said to have him neautered to keep it from happening again (and to save him from the pain and embarrasment). They said that would fix the problem. To the owner that made him "worthless" so long story short we ended up w/ him and later the female. Also that didn't fix it. Every now and then it will still come out - like a normal healthy male's will -and I have to take him to the vet to have it put back in!! How embarrasing!! My husband says "WAY TO GO"!! Like I said - what a problem to have...Men-hahaha!! Gosh how I love them both though - problems or not.

Oh, your poor little guy! You're right, it's not funny, but it is . . . Guess your little guy knows all about letting it all hang out . . . Maybe you should tell your husband the vet wants to teach HIM how to take care of the problem when it happens. Bet that would get a funny reaction from him!

 

[1sweetnopichick]

Oh, your poor little guy! You're right, it's not funny, but it is . . . Guess your little guy knows all about letting it all hang out . . . Maybe you should tell your husband the vet wants to teach HIM how to take care of the problem when it happens. Bet that would get a funny reaction from him!

Now that WOULD be funny!!

 

[Charliesmommy]

This is a fabulous thread, so I thought I'd bump it up there!!!

 

[~Jessie~]

LOL!

We used to have a chinchilla named Sable who had problems with something called "hair rings." It's where their hair gets wrapped at the base of the "lipstick" underneath the sheath. Every couple of days we would have to hold him down, pull the lipstick out of the sheath (like a good 4 inches), take some lube and rub it over the hair ring to loosen it up, and then pull it off. It was horrible. If we didn't do it, he could get infected and die.

Our friends used to ask to watch :yikes: I guess there's nothing else quite like lubing up a chinchilla's lipstick.

 

[smkie]

shoot i was reading this thread and thought OH BOY LOVE4PITS is back and CT too!!!! Got my hopes up. THey were two of my most favorite people here.