New low, in low

filarotten

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It appears I am raising a family of thieves. As some of you will recall, Brutus was into hijacking vehicles...stealing McKinley's jeep and driving it down our driveway was his specialty. He also ran off with a large bag of tootsie rolls and demolished them.

Cleo, took numerous apples from the windowsill as well as a steak dinner, and prides herself in unfolding my clean clothes and hiding them in her bed.

Titus, on the other hand has reached a new low, in low. Keith left me $50.00 to buy food for Titus, he placed it on the kitchen counter and went to the store. During this time, I made two eggs sandwiches for Keith and placed them on the same kitchen counter, covered them with a paper towel and left to check in on Chaz.

When Keith arrived home, he walked into the kitchen, his sandwiches were intact and in the same spot where I placed them. However, there was only a twenty remaining on the counter. :rolleyes: After searching, I came across a twenty dollar bill on the floor in the hallway torn into two pieces and half of a ten dollar bill.

I am submitting evidence of this...I know it was Titus, as Cleo and Brutus were both next to me at my desk during that time.

Covered Sandwiches-Good boy, no counter surfing for food!


Money-Torn and Chewed on


My $45.00 LOL


Finally,I found the missing half of the ten dollar bill. It was in the livingroom windowsill.:rolleyes: along with dried up drool.



My taped together ten.:rolleyes:


Once again $50.00. Chewed up and taped together, hopefully the store will take it.


More thievery-Keith's underwear and my kitchen towel...Blurry,sorry, the monster was running as I snapped the picture.


Hopefully this thievery will end soon, before he goes on to bigger things like getting in my wallet or planning a bank heist.
 

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:rofl1: :rofl1:

Now if you could just get him to roam the neighborhood and bring the $ HOME to you! hahahahaha
 

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LOL, it could be worse. My brothers APBT ate $200 in $20 bills one night...and half the cards in his wallet. Not just chewed up, but actually ate his money. I'm not sure if he followed her around after that or not, but for $200, I think I would.
Now doesn't that make you want to go wash your hands after touching cash?
 

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At least you didn't have to wait for the bills to come out the other end! So sorry, but I couldn't resist. LOL
 

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LOL, it could be worse. My brothers APBT ate $200 in $20 bills one night...and half the cards in his wallet. Not just chewed up, but actually ate his money. I'm not sure if he followed her around after that or not, but for $200, I think I would.
Now doesn't that make you want to go wash your hands after touching cash?
For that much, someone would be having a date with the hydrogen peroxide. :p
 
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:rofl1: That is hilarious! I probably wouldn't find it so funny if one of my two ate fifty bucks, but it's very entertaining to read about yours doing it. :p
 

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THey must be taking lessons from Ollie. He was quite a klepto. OOOOpsie on the money.
 

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Lol... I always leave my money away for a lot of reasons. If the stores don't take them the bank should be able to exchange them...
 

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OMG! That is toooooooo funny! I never had a money hungry dog. I've had money-pit dogs, but never one that ate my money, at least not in a literal sense. Those pictures are a riot. I think the bank will take the money. Just tell them the truth....your dog ate it. (almost, not completely ate it or they won't take it back, I don't think.) Funny, klepto-canine.
 

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OMG! That is toooooooo funny! I never had a money hungry dog. I've had money-pit dogs, but never one that ate my money, at least not in a literal sense. Those pictures are a riot. I think the bank will take the money. Just tell them the truth....your dog ate it. (almost, not completely ate it or they won't take it back, I don't think.) Funny, klepto-canine.
Perfect name for the little monster. Klepto Titus. ;) He is 102.7lbs now so I guess I really can't call him the little monster anymore, although he will always be the little one in my eyes.
 

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