Haha, I've known about Omegle for ages!
Here's one convo my friend had that I had to save.
Keep in mind that this isn't me. Its a 19 year old guy friend of mine
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you have breasts?
You: Of course I do.
You: I'm God.
Stranger: Oh good.
Stranger: This will do.
You: You want some?
Stranger: This will do well.
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: They seem kind of daunting coming from God.
You: Well, check this out.
You: Next time you wake up, you'll have tits, my friend.
You: If you don't like 'em, just go back to sleep.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Bam. They'll be gone.
Stranger: I'm not your friend buddy.
You: I'm not your buddy, pal.
Stranger: Well I'm not your pal friend.
You: Good. I'm glad we're friends.
Stranger: But I'm not.
You: Man, this is just what I need.
Stranger: I was quite clear on that.
You: I come home from a hard day at work, and some guy I created gives me sh*t.
You: I'd send you to hell, but I'm so tired of that sh*t by now.
Stranger: Hey, New Jersey's not that bad.
You: It's just my toilet.
Stranger: Well whatever you call it, it's still not bad.
You: So what do you need? No one ever talks to me unless they want something.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: That's a shame.
Stranger: You must feel like a real prized a**hole.
You: That's it. No one ever notices me unless they gotta **** or they need something to **** with
You: F*ck this.
You: I give you guys Jesus, and you kill him.
Stranger: Hey, don't look at me.
You: I give you guys waffles, and you give me Islam.
Stranger: Those were the Jews.
You: Screw this.
You: I'm leaving you b*tches.
You have disconnected.