Do You Enjoy Pooping?

[TheDarkestMinds]

Depends on what I have eaten that day :lol-sign:. Painful poops are no fun. But yeah it's my time to catch up on my reading.

 

[Ozfozz]

My mom's a nurse, and a good portion of my extended family and friends are in the medical field.
This is like average dinner table talk for me lmfao.



To answer the question - I enjoy it a heck of a lot more than the alternative. And I'll admit to having my entire day thrown off if I leave the house before my "morning ritual" is done.

 

[stardogs]

I have to say it weirds me out that so many folks have enough time to read anything of note while going to the bathroom.

 

[Julee]

I have to say it weirds me out that so many folks have enough time to read anything of note while going to the bathroom.

Right? I'm super quick. Though most people I know are not...

 

[Dogdragoness]

I have to say it weirds me out that so many folks have enough time to read anything of note while going to the bathroom.

This. I have always found reading while using the bathroom to be ... too distracting for me and ... well there is no polite way to really say this but ... i cant concentrate on the task at hand if I try to read.

 

[-bogart-]

You need full concentration to take a dump ? For real?????


I am flabbergasted . I can talk on the phone and read and poo all at the same time.

 

[stardogs]

I am flabbergasted . I can talk on the phone and read and poo all at the same time.

Reading is one thing, but talking on the phone?! LOL

 

[sassafras]

I have to say it weirds me out that so many folks have enough time to read anything of note while going to the bathroom.

Me, too. I'm sort of "get 'er done" kinda gal myself.

 

[-bogart-]

Reading is one thing, but talking on the phone?! LOL

WELL only to certain people and those people are easy to multi task with , like the kids , say huhuh a couple times and they keep rambling. i read on the phone so reading and talk all the time.

 

[RD]

I thought i lingered on the toilet until I met the man, who can sit in there for 20-30 mins happily.

I just like to play phone games.

 

[Dogdragoness]

You need full concentration to take a dump ? For real?????


I am flabbergasted . I can talk on the phone and read and poo all at the same time.

Yes ... I do. How is that any more weird than anything else people have said? Lol

 

[sparks19]

I don't think that's weird at all lol. I also like to focus on the task. I surf face book but that doesn't take much focus lol but I don't like to read an actual book on the can

 

[BostonBanker]

I must be showing my age...I can't for the life of me figure out why this is being discussed out in the open on an internet forum. I get the whole anonymity part of it...but yeah, no. I don't want to meet someone from here someday and have this thread pop into my head...and then it's all TMI downhill from there.

It's okay, we can be old people or newbies together. I only checked out the thread because I was wondering how it had morphed enough to go on more than five pages.

Apparently it didn't need to morph for that.

There are a few people in the world with whom I'd discuss such things. I admit to being baffled by some topics, and if I see you at a trial, I won't have to think "boy, she looks chipper. I bet she just got out of the bathroom." But it's okay, I'll just stand back being old and baffled. It isn't the first thing in the world that amazes me, and it won't be the last!

 

[-bogart-]

hahah i have at least 2 or 3 paper backs in there and i always bring my phone.

my girls even read and poo. lol

 

[JacksonsMom]

I definitely take my time lol. And often linger longer than I should. In my house that is. I hate pooping in public, but sometimes ya just got to, and those times are when I hurry it up as fast as possible. lol

 

[jess2416]

It really depends... some poo is more enjoyable than other poo :lol-sign:

 

[Dogdragoness]

I don't think that's weird at all lol. I also like to focus on the task. I surf face book but that doesn't take much focus lol but I don't like to read an actual book on the can

Lol I can't even surf fb. And sitting on the can at least for me isn't the most comfortable place to read. I can think of places that are a lot more comfortable to be reading than the can, lol.

 

[PitBullLove]

No, I don't. My dad is one of those people who sit on the toilet for an hour reading, he says it's one of his favorite parts of the day. I've never understood it. I'm a "PLOP & OUT" kind of person - I hate the smell and I just...don't like it. I do know why you who enjoy it, do though. I have had very relieving poops where you're just like "Ahhhh". Rarely do I have those, though.

This. I have always found reading while using the bathroom to be ... too distracting for me and ... well there is no polite way to really say this but ... i cant concentrate on the task at hand if I try to read.

I know EXACTLY what you mean! I need FULL concentration when I pee...I have a nervous bladder so when I pee I have to close my eyes and basically talk myself into peeing. :rofl1:

 

[Dogdragoness]

No, I don't. My dad is one of those people who sit on the toilet for an hour reading, he says it's one of his favorite parts of the day. I've never understood it. I'm a "PLOP & OUT" kind of person - I hate the smell and I just...don't like it. I do know why you who enjoy it, do though. I have had very relieving poops where you're just like "Ahhhh". Rarely do I have those, though.



I know EXACTLY what you mean! I need FULL concentration when I pee...I have a nervous bladder so when I pee I have to close my eyes and basically talk myself into peeing. :rofl1:

I have concentration issues, though so my case might not be typical. Though I have never understood the allure of sitting in the bathroom on the toilet with the smells that can occur on a hard seat trying to read or whatever.