Do You Enjoy Pooping?

Do You Enjoy Pooping?

  • Yes, most of the time.

    Votes: 23 48.9%
  • No, I usually don't.

    Votes: 12 25.5%
  • WTF Saurus?

    Votes: 13 27.7%
  • Chocolate smoothie.

    Votes: 4 8.5%

  • Total voters
    47
  • Poll closed .
I'm more concerned about why anybody CARES whether I like to poop or not. Pretty sure I'll always be doing it alone, and if I do or don't like it there's not much anyone else can do to change it.

:P

Science.
 
I must be showing my age...I can't for the life of me figure out why this is being discussed out in the open on an internet forum. I get the whole anonymity part of it...but yeah, no. I don't want to meet someone from here someday and have this thread pop into my head...and then it's all TMI downhill from there. :yikes:
 
I must be showing my age...I can't for the life of me figure out why this is being discussed out in the open on an internet forum. I get the whole anonymity part of it...but yeah, no. I don't want to meet someone from here someday and have this thread pop into my head...and then it's all TMI downhill from there. :yikes:

You should see some of the past threads on here such as the how do you shave/groom down there thread. :D :lol-sign:

As for the OP, I still deciding if I'm OK with answering it on here. lol
 
For those concerned about TMI, clearly you've not hung out in the fire hydrant for very long. We could probably do a "menstrual cycle map" along side the "member location map" based on much of the info in here :rofl1:
 
For those concerned about TMI, clearly you've not hung out in the fire hydrant for very long. We could probably do a "menstrual cycle map" along side the "member location map" based on much of the info in here :rofl1:

Shut up you're giving them ideas.
 
Nolu, I love you.

I love you, too. :D If we ever met in person, the conversation would be all dogs and poop.

Yeah, I wish there was a more neutral option.

I'm more concerned about why anybody CARES whether I like to poop or not. Pretty sure I'll always be doing it alone, and if I do or don't like it there's not much anyone else can do to change it.

Sorry, the reason there wasn't a neutral option is because I was trying to solve our debate with a poll. If there was an in-between, too many people would pick it, and I had no hope of winning. I wanted to force a choice out you all. No pun intended. Okay, a little pun.

K9- I hope that also answers your question.

I must be showing my age...I can't for the life of me figure out why this is being discussed out in the open on an internet forum. I get the whole anonymity part of it...but yeah, no. I don't want to meet someone from here someday and have this thread pop into my head...and then it's all TMI downhill from there. :yikes:

You're showing your new, shinyness. If you've been on here a while the conversations cease bothering you. You even start to join in. You probably shouldn't go to a chaz meetup until you're less disturbed by this stuff, though, because I've talked about more inappropriate, ridiculous, gross stuff with chazzers than with anyone else!

FTR, I would have a discussion like this in person. I would also have it on Facebook. I would definitely have it on chaz! I don't think there's a gross bodily function I haven't discussed. The BF and I routinely discuss our poop, and there's no privacy when pooping. Especially for me, because the dog always barges in, too.
 
No no no, no dogs in the bathroom, I draw the line at dogs in the bathroom. In fact I draw the line at anyone in the bathroom when I am in there ... period, even fiancee is barred from entering lol. I can't even use a public restroom if someone is in there unless it's a Dore emergency.
 
I do, and I just did :D

well it's more about being done, can't say i find the process terribly enjoying. I know the dogs love it, because they never let me go alone. It's a "must do" for them to follow me and wait till i'm done. They follow me to the kitchen less often than the bathroom
 
I love you, too. :D If we ever met in person, the conversation would be all dogs and poop.





Sorry, the reason there wasn't a neutral option is because I was trying to solve our debate with a poll. If there was an in-between, too many people would pick it, and I had no hope of winning. I wanted to force a choice out you all. No pun intended. Okay, a little pun.

K9- I hope that also answers your question.



You're showing your new, shinyness. If you've been on here a while the conversations cease bothering you. You even start to join in. You probably shouldn't go to a chaz meetup until you're less disturbed by this stuff, though, because I've talked about more inappropriate, ridiculous, gross stuff with chazzers than with anyone else!

FTR, I would have a discussion like this in person. I would also have it on Facebook. I would definitely have it on chaz! I don't think there's a gross bodily function I haven't discussed. The BF and I routinely discuss our poop, and there's no privacy when pooping. Especially for me, because the dog always barges in, too.

Bolded: can confirm.

I don't find discussion about bathroom habits or sex very gross at all. Most of my generation talks about this stuff pretty openly, it seems!
 
Guilty confession: sometimes i clock into work early just so i can get paid to crap before iactually go to work.
 
You're showing your new, shinyness. If you've been on here a while the conversations cease bothering you. You even start to join in. You probably shouldn't go to a chaz meetup until you're less disturbed by this stuff, though, because I've talked about more inappropriate, ridiculous, gross stuff with chazzers than with anyone else!
Eh....I'm almost 43. I just don't see the need to discuss whether or not I enjoy a good dump with anyone. I enjoy inappropriate and ridiculous stuff...and I have the mouth of a trucker in real life. (I do have an online filter.) I'll talk about periods...I'm getting at that age where mine is doing some wild stuff because I'm most likely coming into perimenopause.

I guess this is just where generation X goes WTF about the millennials and the digital natives with the oversharing of everything online.

(don't worry...this old bat will go back to the dog related threads.)
 
You might never see some of us again

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Bolded: can confirm.

I don't find discussion about bathroom habits or sex very gross at all. Most of my generation talks about this stuff pretty openly, it seems!

Yep, BAHAHA!

And I don't find it gross to talk about, which is why I do talk about them. If I had to smell it every time I talked about it, I'd talk about poop less.

Guilty confession: sometimes i clock into work early just so i can get paid to crap before i actually go to work.

Best post in the thread.

We used to talk about poop every Saturday morning when I was in VA. My coworker was always late for the meeting, and would hold up his coffee and chit chat about his BM with our GM when he asked why Joe was late. It was hilarious.
 
Only three out of the four things on that cover actually poop. ARTIST, YOU HAD ONE JOB.
 
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