Do You Enjoy Pooping?

Do You Enjoy Pooping?

  • Yes, most of the time.

    Votes: 23 48.9%
  • No, I usually don't.

    Votes: 12 25.5%
  • WTF Saurus?

    Votes: 13 27.7%
  • Chocolate smoothie.

    Votes: 4 8.5%

  • Total voters
    47
  • Poll closed .

noludoru

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#1
Yes, I'm serious. We haven't had a poll like the buttrag thread in a few years, and I need entertainment. ;) All poll options are anonymous for those who want to vote but are too uncomfortable to discuss.

This stems from a disagreement with the BF as to whether I should enjoy pooping or not. He insisted that I'm abnormal, and most people really enjoy it.
 
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#3
Compared to the alternative, yes.



Seriously, I dig what he means. It's not exactly that I enjoy pooping, but there is sometimes a pleasant physical sensation of relief afterwards, like having scratched an itch. If humans somehow never had to poop again I wouldn't miss it, though.
 

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YES!

The relief of feeling lighter and not bound uo is awesome , but the best thing is the kids have finally decided my poo DOES stink and wont come in there.


SOOOO I tell them i have to poo and get a quick 15 minutes of down time!
 

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I don't enjoy the physical act, but I do like feeling like I *don't* have to poop anymore. Lol

DH says he considers it a chore.
 

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For the most part, it's the only time I get any peace and quiet. Plus, better out than in.
 
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I wouldn't call the feeling of pooping a general 'enjoyment'.... but I am happy to not feel 'the urge' afterwards....

I could understand why guys would enjoy it though, apparently - they have a G-spot in there. lol.

Asked hubby; he said No..... followed by a "wtf is wrong with you??" expression.
 

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Why is there no "sometimes" option?

Generally it's relieving and feels good. But I also have flare-ups thanks to the Giardia I got last year. So. I guess I'm in the "most of the time" window. XD
 

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Most of the time as long as I've had enough fiber!

I hate it when you wipe and wipe and wipe...ugh.
and I also hate it if I don't have any wet wipes handy!

but otherwise I like it, I get to catch up on instagram lol
 

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This reminds me of the thread about peeing in the shower :rofl1:
Dude, I love peeing in the shower. I'm so weird. My friends and I had a long discussion about on our 8 hour drive to SC last weekend, LOL. Sometimes in the mornings, I actually hold my pee and wait until I get in the shower... it just feels more... satisfying.... I only do it in my own shower though. I'd feel wrong and icky doing it in someone elses.

and yeah I kind of enjoy pooping so long as it's not stomach achy or ate bad food pooping. But normal regular pooping? Yes, I usually catch up on reading or social media and take my time sweet time :rofl1:
 

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I want to reply to this but I'm more concerned about my poop habits being recorded on the Internetz forever more and being retraced back to me in years to come.

*sits in tin foil hat*
 

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Yeah, I wish there was a more neutral option.

I wouldn't say I ENJOY pooping...I'm not like "OH YAY, TIME TO POO!" *trots off to bathroom smiling*...but I also don't DISLIKE it...I honestly don't think it effects my mood very much.
 

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I want to reply to this but I'm more concerned about my poop habits being recorded on the Internetz forever more and being retraced back to me in years to come.

*sits in tin foil hat*
I'm more concerned about why anybody CARES whether I like to poop or not. Pretty sure I'll always be doing it alone, and if I do or don't like it there's not much anyone else can do to change it.

:p
 

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