that first line made me feel so guilty.
no, I don't really scream, one time I was being chased by a friend and her dog. We were hiding in the spare room, rolled up the blind and there she was, right against the window with her chiX, scariest thing ever. I did this 1950's horror movie scream (like the real cleche one) by accident, I can't do it when I want to but it was a real scream complete with holding hands to eaither side of my face lol!