HAHAHAHAHA, guess what I got in the mail???

Chewbecca

feel the magic
Joined
Sep 7, 2007
Messages
7,328
Likes
0
Points
0
#1
A freakin' PETA survey with those free address labels! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
AS IF. It's one of those where they just randomly print out address labels with your name and junk on it. These say Peta in the corner. They sent me some survey and a "I *heart* PETA" sticker.
And an envelope to mail the survey back in.

Now, do you all have a suggestion as to what I should send BACK to PETA? Because if not a big "F-YOU" (full word, though) is going to be written on the survey and mailed back to them, along with their address labels and lame ass "I *heart* PETA" sticker.

And I'd LOVE TO KNOW who sold my info to them.:lol-sign:
 

AGonzalez

Not a lurker
Joined
May 30, 2008
Messages
3,702
Likes
0
Points
0
#2
Hmm, I see a lot of possibilities with this one.
Fill out the survey "all messed up" - then again, some of those people are really nuts and might drop by your house to cause a riot...telling them that you love wearing leather jackets with fur lining and snake skin boots might not get their favor! Or that you own a slaughterhouse :D

Otherwise, I'd write the big "F*** YOU" and mail it back!
 

SizzleDog

Lord Cynical
Joined
Nov 12, 2004
Messages
9,449
Likes
0
Points
0
#5
I'd do both - give them a big FU, and tell them your lovely pit bull agrees with you. She would have written it herself, but she doesn't have opposable thumbs, so... ;)
 

jess2416

Who woulda thought
Joined
Jan 26, 2006
Messages
22,560
Likes
0
Points
36
Age
45
Location
NC
#6
WTF...

I just got one today...... ?????? ROFL

what did you decide to do with yours
 

jess2416

Who woulda thought
Joined
Jan 26, 2006
Messages
22,560
Likes
0
Points
36
Age
45
Location
NC
#11
and the only thing it says on the other side is about making a contribution
 

wishbone

New Member
Joined
Aug 22, 2007
Messages
2,506
Likes
0
Points
0
#12
I was wondering what will be the tabulated result of their survey, will they get any from participants?
 

Chewbecca

feel the magic
Joined
Sep 7, 2007
Messages
7,328
Likes
0
Points
0
#13
Well, Ben talked me out of doing anything with mine. He doesn't trust extremist groups like PETA, especially since they have our address and we sell dog-related items.
Call him paranoid.
 

Boemy

New Member
Joined
Aug 27, 2006
Messages
2,481
Likes
0
Points
0
#15
Ha ha, it's a "push poll" where the "right" answer is obvious. I got one from the Republican party last year. It was hilarious. I filled it out with all the "wrong" answers they didn't want/expect . . . but then it turned out you had to make a DONATION to even get them to count your answers! Is PeTA's the same way? What a rip off!
 

sparks19

I'd rather be at Disney
Joined
Jul 7, 2005
Messages
28,563
Likes
3
Points
38
Age
42
Location
Lancaster, PA
#16
lol man that stinks....

If you could send dog poop in the mail I would send a nice little baggy full with a note saying that this is how your HOUSE PET feels about PETA lol
 

noludoru

Bored Now.
Joined
Dec 22, 2006
Messages
17,830
Likes
8
Points
38
Location
Denver, CO
#17
Well, Ben talked me out of doing anything with mine. He doesn't trust extremist groups like PETA, especially since they have our address and we sell dog-related items.
Call him paranoid.
I don't blame him. You have kids and a dog. No reason to endanger them.

(I know, I know, I'm a party pooper, too.)
 

ihartgonzo

and Fozzie B!
Joined
May 14, 2006
Messages
5,903
Likes
0
Points
0
Age
35
Location
Northern California
#18
If you could send dog poop in the mail I would send a nice little baggy full with a note saying that this is how your HOUSE PET feels about PETA lol
ROFL!

That's an amazing idea. ; )

But, yeah, I would be weary of Peta, too. I got the same survey and stamps... and I sent them back.
 

Chewbecca

feel the magic
Joined
Sep 7, 2007
Messages
7,328
Likes
0
Points
0
#20
I don't blame him. You have kids and a dog. No reason to endanger them.

(I know, I know, I'm a party pooper, too.)
This was his concern. He was like, "Uh...let's think about just HOW crazy PETA is before you decide to send back paperwork telling them just how CRAZY they are..."
:lol-sign:
 

Members online

No members online now.
Top