When jerkwads like my jerkwad boyfriend finish all the milk, and not only are too lazy to go to the store for more, but also don't bother to tell me WHILE I'M ALREADY OUT, that we need more, so that when I try to make myself a snack-a-licious bowl of Froot Loops at 2 am, I realize AFTER I've poured my bowl and thrown out the empty box, that there's no effing milk.
If I don't choke him in his sleep, I may break up with him.
I want my Froot Loops dammit!
People suck.
If I don't choke him in his sleep, I may break up with him.
I want my Froot Loops dammit!
People suck.