You know what I hate?

youhavenoidea

I love my Weimaheiny!
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#1
When jerkwads like my jerkwad boyfriend finish all the milk, and not only are too lazy to go to the store for more, but also don't bother to tell me WHILE I'M ALREADY OUT, that we need more, so that when I try to make myself a snack-a-licious bowl of Froot Loops at 2 am, I realize AFTER I've poured my bowl and thrown out the empty box, that there's no effing milk.

If I don't choke him in his sleep, I may break up with him.

I want my Froot Loops dammit!

People suck. :mad:
 

Jules

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I. Hear. You.

Wanted to have some cereal for breakfast... don't mind that I ALWAYS have cereal for breakfast, at least during the week... plus, I NEED my coffee.

Somehow... I ended up finding two empty containers. So, no breakfast for me AND no coffee.

I am bringing hubby's car in for some work on the brakes. Told him he shouldn't be surprised if I just cut the brake lines and go shopping with the money instead. MEN!
 
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I know what you mean although my ex-boyfriend never lived with me. They didnt have the room at campus. Now I am sort of glad. Men love to annoy the Sh*t out of girls and then they act all cute with there "its a guy thing." Well guy thing is just an excuse and they can shove it too. I am no longer going to buy into the lame excuse. Just admit the **** truth and stop with the nonsense! Plus the way men act now are the way they will act forever. Men dont change unless they want to change. So unless you want to have the same problem all you life teach him XD There are better guys out in the world. Someday you will find the one that is perfect for you. Haha! When you go out on your first date be sure to ask him if he is the type that drinks all the milk and never says anything.
 

HoundedByHounds

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#4
You need Terry Tate!
Insert "milk" where ever coffee is mentioned...and you'll get the general idea. ;)

CLIP

The whole thing's funny, but the first part is relative to your situation
:rofl1:
 

scob89

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I thought you gals had a mental power to know when the milk was all gone. lol

Don't kill me in my sleep now
 

Gustav

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Hmm, simular thing this morning.. I get up, and guess who has taken all FOUR lighters to work with him.. YES you guessed it..

I had to light my morning ciggies off the gas cooker.. I am now missing a chunk of eyebrow! :mad: Much to my collegues delight.. She thought it was hilarious..

To add insult to injury my ciggie lighter in the car has stopped working, so first thing this morning I have to go to the shop in order to get a lighter just to survive the working day!

He'll get home tonight, empty his pockets and find at least 4, not to mention all the others he has probably stolen off unsuspecting victims during the day..

Darn lighter thieves!
 

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I don't care about the milk being gone, but why does my fiance put empty containers back in the fridge? Not just milk but everything
 

Gustav

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I don't care about the milk being gone, but why does my fiance put empty containers back in the fridge? Not just milk but everything
That along with their inability to change toilet rolls when they are empty is one of lifes little mysteries! ;)
 

SharkyX

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That along with their inability to change toilet rolls when they are empty is one of lifes little mysteries! ;)
That's because it's seldom us who empty them as we use them less.

I don't drink much milk so we don't have that problem... I'm sure there's a laundry list of things I do wrong though.
 

Nechochwen

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Because it's not empty. There's still some left in the bottom of the bottle, and we know we'll catch more **** for throwing out something that you think is still good than for leaving something that you think is an empty container, so we err on the side of caution.
 

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Because it's not empty. There's still some left in the bottom of the bottle, and we know we'll catch more **** for throwing out something that you think is still good than for leaving something that you think is an empty container, so we err on the side of caution.
Nope, not the reason...not for him, anyway
 

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