First of all, Renee, that's just sick. This is a fourteen year old girl- and a girly-girl at that. In fact, it just defies the imagination. I don't think she requires male enhancement.
My mother in law used to use a lot of malapropisms, but they didn't make me mad, some were funny, and some were sort of... profound.
What do you thnink of the "minstrel period" which I assume is that time once a month when us women take to the roads, chanting and playing lutes?