What, of yours, has your dog absolutely wrecked?
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OK, I'm going to try translating Saje's dog...
Bathroom door = "Don't shut me out 6 times a day. Pay attention to me AT ALL TIMES."
cell phones = "Stop talking to humans. Pay attention to me."
my birth control pills = "I want a little brother. Aww mum pleeeaase!!"
computer cable = "Stop working. Pay attention to me."
sofa armrest = "I was getting a crick in my neck. It's better this way - seriously...look..."
coffee table = "If anything is going to be in the middle of the floor it's going to be MOI."
many books ... The first one was on how to have a good puppy! The dog ate it. = (Self-explanatory.)
socks = "Otherwise I can't lick your feet, can I?"
underwear = (Um...pass.)
towels = "I've told you how I feel about baths. Maybe if I destroy the equipment..."
D.
Bathroom door = "Don't shut me out 6 times a day. Pay attention to me AT ALL TIMES."
cell phones = "Stop talking to humans. Pay attention to me."
my birth control pills = "I want a little brother. Aww mum pleeeaase!!"
computer cable = "Stop working. Pay attention to me."
sofa armrest = "I was getting a crick in my neck. It's better this way - seriously...look..."
coffee table = "If anything is going to be in the middle of the floor it's going to be MOI."
many books ... The first one was on how to have a good puppy! The dog ate it. = (Self-explanatory.)
socks = "Otherwise I can't lick your feet, can I?"
underwear = (Um...pass.)
towels = "I've told you how I feel about baths. Maybe if I destroy the equipment..."
D.
THE COUCH!! oh no! All of you that have those angel dogs that don't chew things!! I'm jealous!! lol but only a little bit, because the crazy chewing (and his face while he's doing it..to things he's allowed to anyways) is what makes Foster Foster! And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way!
I just think it's so funny when I'm watching t.v. then I hear the dog go into my room and my laundry basket moving around, or my bookshelf, and foster comes running out to me with either a sock, undies, or a book in his mouth lol. It's his way of saying "NO MORE TV MOM! IT'S PLAY TIME!" lol
I just think it's so funny when I'm watching t.v. then I hear the dog go into my room and my laundry basket moving around, or my bookshelf, and foster comes running out to me with either a sock, undies, or a book in his mouth lol. It's his way of saying "NO MORE TV MOM! IT'S PLAY TIME!" lol
LoL...this will be fun...
-2 toothbrushes (counter-surfing)
-hairbrush
-cellphone (just the antenna though)
-fake plant stuff (the potted stuff at the bottom)
-TONS of flip-flops. She is definitly partial to the exspensive ones.
-pens
-all the cat toys
-bags of candy (countersurfing)
-more but i cant think of em right now..........TBC'd!
-2 toothbrushes (counter-surfing)
-hairbrush
-cellphone (just the antenna though)
-fake plant stuff (the potted stuff at the bottom)
-TONS of flip-flops. She is definitly partial to the exspensive ones.
-pens
-all the cat toys
-bags of candy (countersurfing)
-more but i cant think of em right now..........TBC'd!
Jeesh where do I start?? So much stuff, sooooo much stuff. But the only two things that have ever mattered was a beautiful photography coffee-table book that Max gave me for my 30th birthday. It was the first birthday of either of us that we'd been together and he spent a fortune on it, and he was so broke at the time. Well, they ate that. On the same day that they ate our iTrip FM transmitter for our iPod. Nice work. We were not happy about that but the book was much, much worse!
hmm, my guys are mostly into paper...they love making confetti for me to clean up.
the only thing theyve realy "destroyed" is dodger likes to dig himself a hole into the bed covers at night and one night he caught a thread and pulled it out, i now have a nice hole in the comforter...but there was already lose threads ive had to cut anyway and i have plans to replace it when moneys not so tight so...and since he didnt mean to do it it doesnt relay count.
They do like underware and hairties though...but have never destroyed them.
the only thing theyve realy "destroyed" is dodger likes to dig himself a hole into the bed covers at night and one night he caught a thread and pulled it out, i now have a nice hole in the comforter...but there was already lose threads ive had to cut anyway and i have plans to replace it when moneys not so tight so...and since he didnt mean to do it it doesnt relay count.
They do like underware and hairties though...but have never destroyed them.
Gah. . .I agree with Mom. . .what haven't they chewed up? Well, Millie was pretty good as a pup (she NEVER chews anything now), had slippers and some socks, but not much more.
Lucy on the other hand, underwear, towels, chair legs, the back of a chair, toys ripped apart, garbage, pads/tampons, door frames, video game cord, the printer cord, etc. etc. She is definitely helped by the cats, though. They do their climbing and sneaking portion of the deal leaving things strewn about and then Lucy dives in there and finishes it all off.
Lucy on the other hand, underwear, towels, chair legs, the back of a chair, toys ripped apart, garbage, pads/tampons, door frames, video game cord, the printer cord, etc. etc. She is definitely helped by the cats, though. They do their climbing and sneaking portion of the deal leaving things strewn about and then Lucy dives in there and finishes it all off.
three mattresses, one bed pillow sigh....why Victor why? IF i leave him in the rest of the house nothing is touched but let me lock him in the bedroom and he digs a channel right down the middle.
looks just like this http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=5435&cat=500&ppuser=2623 right now we are sleeping on the couch. I am getting an air bed next! I don't think he would bother that, there is something about the fabric that get's him started. I am pretty lucky all in all that it is the only thing he has stressed torn. I have had a lot worse in the past and the mattresses were all old and of no value anyway.
Mary has alway gone to her people grandma's cause she has such anx. That solved a lot of problems. Her eyes are wild and heart pounding so i find it safer and saner to go this route.
looks just like this http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=5435&cat=500&ppuser=2623 right now we are sleeping on the couch. I am getting an air bed next! I don't think he would bother that, there is something about the fabric that get's him started. I am pretty lucky all in all that it is the only thing he has stressed torn. I have had a lot worse in the past and the mattresses were all old and of no value anyway.
Mary has alway gone to her people grandma's cause she has such anx. That solved a lot of problems. Her eyes are wild and heart pounding so i find it safer and saner to go this route.
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As a puppy Phoebe chewed the usual stuff ~ shoes, socks, etc. Her worst offence was once when we were out and came home to find our lounge furniture had been completely re-arranged, and the floor was awash with foam :lol-sign: . She had ripped one of the chair cushions to shreds and had spread the foam all around the place. I have to say that I was never partial to that chair anyway and I had to dash into a room where she couldn't see me so I could have a good giggle .
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Hannah has destroyed:
Mark's Harley Davidson boots ($125)
Mark's work boots: ($50)
Mark's tennis shoes: ($40)
My snow boots: ($35)
one cabinet: (landlord took $100 out of security deposit)
wood trim: ($50 out of security deposit)
bedsheets: ($60, including shipping)
my dolphin that I had since I was five: (priceless)
That's about it I think, there's probably been some more stuff but I have blocked it out of my memory.
Mark's Harley Davidson boots ($125)
Mark's work boots: ($50)
Mark's tennis shoes: ($40)
My snow boots: ($35)
one cabinet: (landlord took $100 out of security deposit)
wood trim: ($50 out of security deposit)
bedsheets: ($60, including shipping)
my dolphin that I had since I was five: (priceless)
That's about it I think, there's probably been some more stuff but I have blocked it out of my memory.
OK, Moxie and Julie's dogs...
-2 toothbrushes = "Mum, is this how I'm supposed to do it? It's hard without a paw grip."
-hairbrush = "I thought this might be easier that those teeny weeny tooth brushes."
-cellphone (just the antenna though) = "Do not move too far away from my home or you will lose reception. It's just the laws of physics...not my fault."
-fake plant stuff (the potted stuff at the bottom) = (Just indoor gardening.)
-TONS of flip-flops = "a) Do not leave me. b) Do not think that just buying another pair will get you around rule a)."
-pens = "Man, it's difficult writing my mum a love note. Worse than the toothbrushes."
-all the cat toys = "All toys or objects closely resembling them are MINE."
-bags of candy = "SUGAR FIIIIIX"
Mark's Harley Davidson boots = "Dad, don't go out on your bike; it's dangerous and your friends are weird."
Mark's work boots: = "Don't go to work. Pay attention to me."
Mark's tennis shoes: = "Don't think you can play ball without me ever again."
My snow boots: = "Forget it, it's too cold, we're not going out."
one cabinet: = "These latches sure are tricky."
wood trim: = "I'm not one for these fancy nouvelle riche trimmings."
bedsheets: = "It's way softer to lie on if you shred it first. This is what you're supposed to do with sheets, not just lie on them flat, silly!"
my dolphin that I had since I was five: "I shall remove all competing objects of your affection (except Mark because that would get me in wa-haay too much trouble)".
Del.
-2 toothbrushes = "Mum, is this how I'm supposed to do it? It's hard without a paw grip."
-hairbrush = "I thought this might be easier that those teeny weeny tooth brushes."
-cellphone (just the antenna though) = "Do not move too far away from my home or you will lose reception. It's just the laws of physics...not my fault."
-fake plant stuff (the potted stuff at the bottom) = (Just indoor gardening.)
-TONS of flip-flops = "a) Do not leave me. b) Do not think that just buying another pair will get you around rule a)."
-pens = "Man, it's difficult writing my mum a love note. Worse than the toothbrushes."
-all the cat toys = "All toys or objects closely resembling them are MINE."
-bags of candy = "SUGAR FIIIIIX"
Mark's Harley Davidson boots = "Dad, don't go out on your bike; it's dangerous and your friends are weird."
Mark's work boots: = "Don't go to work. Pay attention to me."
Mark's tennis shoes: = "Don't think you can play ball without me ever again."
My snow boots: = "Forget it, it's too cold, we're not going out."
one cabinet: = "These latches sure are tricky."
wood trim: = "I'm not one for these fancy nouvelle riche trimmings."
bedsheets: = "It's way softer to lie on if you shred it first. This is what you're supposed to do with sheets, not just lie on them flat, silly!"
my dolphin that I had since I was five: "I shall remove all competing objects of your affection (except Mark because that would get me in wa-haay too much trouble)".
Del.