Some people shouldn't own dogs. They shouldn't reproduce either.

Lilavati

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So I'm at the Grist Mill dog park, and these five yong punks come in with like 7 dogs. Two of these dogs are bitches in heat . . .yes, you read that correctly. In fact, I was little unclear on it, might have been the lab was in heat too. Notably, there is no rule against intact dogs in the park . . . but there is a rule against females in heat. Not to mention common sense.

I say to this charming group . . . do you know you aren't allowed to have them in here? So what, they say. It isn't very wise, could start a fight, really its not a good idea. Whatever, they say. I don't see any intact males right now, but they are allowed in here, I say. One of them: If she gets pregant, she gets preganant.

:yikes:

Now I''m trying to decide whether to escalate this conversation, but I'm pretty outnumbered and they are pretty scary. I think about calling animal control, but the county is taking their own sweet time with Sarama's new tag and Docket is waiting on his, I'll have to go to court if I get ticketed to prove that I register my dogs. Yeah, talk about good deeds getting punished .. . and I know that if AC shows up they ticket everyone. Moreover, did I mention there are five of these people? With seven dogs? Mike is coming over begining to look menancing, ok, we tell them to leave, call AC, and take off with Docket and Sarama . . . got a plan.

Then this little old lady comes over, annouces she is a dog park monitor, and informs them that they will leave immediatley or she will call AC. After some argument, they left, saying they'd just stand outside the fence and yell at us (they didn't). I thanked the woman and asked where I could sign up to be a monitor . . . a badge is a great help in confrontation.

I'm still amazed though . . .what kind of morons bring 2 (maybe 3) bitches in heat to an off-leash dog park?!?
 

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LOL could be an infomercial!

...the superpowers granted by the authority of the Dog Park Monitor Badge are nothing to be trifled with. Holding such a powerful item allows even old ladies to expel small gangs of young punks and hooligans!! If you follow our easy and 243 step system for only $99.99 (in 4 easy instalments) you too can tap into this power....

:D :D

all joking aside .. people are dumb.
 

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I have never heard of "Dog Park Monitor". And they get a badge?? WOWZERS!! How cool is that!! I do remember the fear instilled by the hall monitor...
 
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What freaking morons. Sorry but just becuase you cant see a dogs stuff, doesnt mean they are not intact. Blaze you cant see from all his hair, but believe me he has junk under it all lol. Lucky he listens well , but I would have left in a second if I seen them

We need one of her at the dog park. Or maybe I just need a badge. I have started to be a loud mouth now when I see a dog who shouldnt go to the park. Just today i finally found my courage to tell off a "lady" who always brings her menace of a dog tot he park. i told her to keep hers away from mine, he shouldnt be here ever. he is to agressive. I need/want a badge.
 
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I think you answered your own question there, Lil ;)

I'm still amazed though . . .what kind of morons bring 2 (maybe 3) bitches in heat to an off-leash dog park?!?
You know, you could have scared them off even faster with something you already have than with a monitor badge . . . Your BAR ASSOCIATION card :rofl1: Tell 'em you're a lawyer and you'll make their lives a living hell ;)
 

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What freaking morons. Sorry but just becuase you cant see a dogs stuff, doesnt mean they are not intact. Blaze you cant see from all his hair, but believe me he has junk under it all lol. Lucky he listens well , but I would have left in a second if I seen them

We need one of her at the dog park. Or maybe I just need a badge. I have started to be a loud mouth now when I see a dog who shouldnt go to the park. Just today i finally found my courage to tell off a "lady" who always brings her menace of a dog tot he park. i told her to keep hers away from mine, he shouldnt be here ever. he is to agressive. I need/want a badge.

I honestly don't think they cared if there were intact males or not. My comment was exactly what I said . . . that I didn't THINK there were any intact males there, but if there weren't one could show up at any moment. Their reaction to a dog fight would likely have been "WOW, cool!" and as for a pregancy, they openly said they didn't care . . . as my mother said, they'd probably either drown the pups or sell them as the newest designer mix.

And there was enough trouble with the neutered dogs. It didn't get rough, but they thought those bitches were fascinating . . . I was hauling Docket away constantly and there were plenty of other really intrigued neutered males. I was just thankful that Sarama decided that she wanted nothing to do with the situation . . . with all the hormones around and those dogs acting nuts, she might have had one of her trademark "I am insulted" moments. Instead she decided to go play with some nice labs and stay out of it (which is why Mike was on the other side of the park when I confronted those idiots . . . he was watching her).\

But yes, I do want one of their badges and the small amount of authority it brings from Fairfax county, not because I really want to boss anyone around, but in case something like this happens again . . . or for that matter the nut with the Westie shows up at Duke st. again (alas, that is a different jurisdiction). At the very least it tends to make people take you seriously. The lady said I should be able to sign up for a class if I keep an eye out on the website.
 

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:yikes: the kids today are really stupid with no brane at all...

I have luck because the kids in my neighborhood knows me and they dont like when I'm mad..They have seen me mad one time and thats it..
 

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