Pick Up Lines

Gustav

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I'm sure i've told this story before but that was probably AGES ago..

I met one of my best friends in a nightclub and he had a toothbrush in his shirt pocket.. Me being me HAD to ask why he had a toothbrush in his pocket..

"Why the toothbrush?"

He looks me up and down, and then smiles..

"So I don't have to use yours in the morning" :rolleyes:

Lets just say it DIDN'T work, but it broke the ice and we got chatting, and became great friends..

I've heard some stonkers in my time.. But that one is the one that sticks most in the memory.. ;)
 
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Gustav said:
I'm sure i've told this story before but that was probably AGES ago..

I met one of my best friends in a nightclub and he had a toothbrush in his shirt pocket.. Me being me HAD to ask why he had a toothbrush in his pocket..

"Why the toothbrush?"

He looks me up and down, and then smiles..

"So I don't have to use yours in the morning" :rolleyes:
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Lol nice one... Hmmm maybe ill try it someday if it will work for me... :hail:
 
puppydog

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Some of these have been posted already. The dialect is called I can like to be wearing a jean pant. It is a rip off of the Afrikaans accent when speaking English. LOL!

1) Did you farted, cause you blew me away!

2) Is your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.

3) My Love for you are like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Does you had a library card, 'cause I'd like to signs you out.

5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.

6) You maybe isn't the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

7) Dialogue:
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something what can like to break the ice."

8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.

9) Your eyes is so blue as window cleaner.

10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till
the afternoon.

11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he
is showing up.
PICK UP LINES THAT WORK IN: BRAKPAN, BENONI, SPRINGS, BOKSBURG AND EDENVALE .......
 
Renee750il

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LMFAO, Puppydog . . .

There again is proof that people are the same all over . . . . those all sound like "Things You Might Hear in a Southern Beer Joint." :rofl1:
 
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I've gotten the "So, you're a girl" one before. lol :rofl1:

Hmmm... there's always this one:
Guy: Do you have any *insert ethnicity* in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Would you like some?
 
Renee750il

Renee750il

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~Jessie~ said:
I've gotten the "So, you're a girl" one before. lol :rofl1:

Hmmm... there's always this one:
Guy: Do you have any *insert ethnicity* in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Would you like some?
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LOL! When I hear that one, I always answer, "not yet." Scares the Hell outa most of 'em. If it doesn't scare them . . . well, sometimes they're at least interesting for awhile.
 
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One of my friends got one of the most unbelieveable pick-up-lines EVER.

We were in a bar when a 50-something *cough* "country" man walked up to her and said. "My Daddy always said you pick your woman the same way you pick a good horse---you check their @ss and their teeth. And honey, you've got both!"

:rofl1:

It's true. I swear.
 
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puppydog said:
10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till
the afternoon.
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Reminds me of the saying... "All right, all right, I unf*ck you."

"Love your legs, show me how they open"

Or, "Come to the bathroom with me because the police are coming and I want to hide in your cave."

I laugh and laugh and.... well, laugh.
 
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Here are some funny ones, lol:

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"

"You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you." :rofl1:

"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?"

"If you were a booger I would pick you first."

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
 
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Bwahahahaha, karaoke night at the bar I went too.... OMG. Drunken guys thinking they can sing, imagine one coming to you singing the song "hurts so good" but instead looks at you sings "you make me strain so hard" and looks down :rofl1::yikes: Does that count as a pick up line? :rofl1:
 
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here's one from my youth....
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
 
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my friend used the line: "if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a babe-a-saurus" and the lady asked him if he wanted to dance, and then things went a little farther. with a line like that?! lol
 
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