I think if we look at it from a kid's point of view, the OP was just looking for use to fawn over her doggie and tell her how gorgeous/cute he/she is and therefore we would pay big bucks for the dog, which I wouldn't, since *Yorkies don't entice me at all.
For Sale: Slightly used Collie. Requires own private entrance and room, 50 inch TV tuned to AP, ducks that squeak, premium food and raw meaty bones. Prefers to be worshipped by you. Can sulk and moan and groan if this does not happen. Comes with two free coat blowings a year from which you are free to knit a sweater.
Edit: *Make that Westie. Dayam ankle biters all look alike!
.....ducking and running!