If you're going that direction, can we also have a rule of No "I have a secret" threads? They all are the same. "I have a secret but I'm not telling" and 6 pages of "Please tell!" "No I won't tell! Not until xxx date." "I know what it is!" "No you don't!"
Either tell what you have to say, or don't. None of this "attention *****" stuff.
Either tell what you have to say, or don't. None of this "attention *****" stuff.