They're all good, but I could relate well to the one about map quest. I just stick in my address because it's easier than figuring out a closer-to-destination address. But all that gobblygook of getting out of my neighborhood is unnecessary. Funny. "Bad decisions make good stories." Isn't that the truth?!?!?!
Blackrose... I don't know the answer, but it's sooooo funny and it DOES happen.