Worst date EVER

[eddieq]

 

[Charliesmommy]

Does anybody know if my toenail will grow back?

 

[Sweet72947]

It should. My sister's toenail fell off once because she bruised it up, although I don't remember how. It looked really weird for a while but it grew back.

 

[Jules]

Mine grew back, too. twice.

 

[Charliesmommy]

Jules, this is just for you. And let me just say - those holes in the middle do not appear to be all that big.

 

[Xerxes]

Every time I have lost a nail it grew back. Sadly though, teeth don't grow back.

 

[Fruit bat]

Well, if he does call you and ask you out again, you can always tell him you'd rather have your toenails ripped out rather than go out with him again . . . OH, WAIT . . . BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

(I'm almost feeling sorry for the poor guy, lol . . . Can you imagine the humiliation? *shudders*)

I somehow think the humiliation would be missed by this fellow , who , still tried to kiss her at the end of the " Date " . lol

 

[malmo]

My tail stopped growing back after the third time I lost it. *Sigh*

 

[Jules]

Jules, this is just for you. And let me just say - those holes in the middle do not appear to be all that big.

So I guess I didn't miss out on anything, huh?

Hey CM.... I didn't find your name on your new boyfriend's necklace! Is yours under Jim Stroup or Mark Williams? Muahahaha!

 

[malmo]

How I wish I hadn't eaten breakfast this morning...

 

[Charliesmommy]

OMG Jules. That is disgusting!!!

 

[Chewbecca]

I'm so sorry you had such a horrible date.

Your toe nail will grow back, it may take 6 mos.-1 year, but it will.


I say send him your toe nail with a note telling him you're thinking about him.

 

[Charliesmommy]

I say send him your toe nail with a note telling him you're thinking about him.

No way, that would probably turn him on!

 

[probe1957]

Next time you have a blind date, have a friend call you about 45 minutes into it. That way, if it's going badly, you can make up an excuse to leave based on the phone call.

 

[Charliesmommy]

Well, this wasn't so much a blind date because I had met him a couple of times already. But yes, I'm familiar with that trick and have used it!

 

[milos_mommy]

lol...

So sorry about the toenail. That part isn't funny. But the rest is.

OMG i read "sorry about the toenail" as "sorry about the favorite toenail" because of your sig, LMAO.

anyway, CM, sorry your date sucked to the point of being painful. eesh.

 

[yoko]

Oh, I should have mentioned this earlier - our mutual friend called me yesterday to say that he called her to tell her to call me and ask me what I thought about him and the date!!! I told her - first of all, I am not in the 7th grade, and second of all I would sooner have all my toenails and fingernails ripped off than go out with him again.

ahhhh he's coming back to finish the job!

My tail stopped growing back after the third time I lost it. *Sigh*

if he calls you you should be like. 'yeah i loved the date. the part when you ripped my toe nail off and i started bleeding everywhere rocked!

 

[drmom777]

truly horrible. And you will remember it fondly for months as the toenail grows back in. It sounds both horrifying and kind of funny. I can't believe he wanted to kiss you!

 

[~Jessie~]

Wow, that's awful :yikes: I can't believe he ripped off your toenail :yikes:

I had an awful blind date when I was 14... he was 18. Anyway, I had to write a story for my creative writing class and I wrote it about my date. I ended up getting an A for it, with a note from my teacher saying he loved my creativity.

 

[Charliesmommy]

truly horrible. And you will remember it fondly for months as the toenail grows back in.

I know. Every time I feel my toe throbbing, which is pretty much all the time, I think about what an idiot he is. Granted, the toe thing was an accident and theoretically could have happened to anyone, but he was just such a jerk anyway!