Ten Ways to help your man understand what it's like to have a period

[Renee750il]

Oh, orgasm is definitely a good cure for cramps!

 

[Whisper]

^^^It is, but I for one almost always feel wayyyyy too icky on my period to think about it.

 

[TheGoldenRetriever]

ewww....

Am I the only one opposed to this?

No, you're not the only one opposed and "ewwww" grossed out by the thought.
The phrase "Don't touch me and don't even think about it." comes to mind.

On the original post ... funny list, but like most of those "list" thingys it's grossly exaggerated. Seriously, it's not quite THAT bad except for the few women who do have severe problems, and honestly they should consult a doctor. Low-dose BC, among other things, could help at least lessen severity.

I have never had severe reactions. Any reactions at all are entirely physical and not so "horrible" that I can't do what I want or need. A couple Advil works wonders. It's mostly just a bother dealing with it for 5 days a month, and just in case I don't wear white during.

 

[Paige]

Guess I`m one of the few who doesn`t bench themselves during ol`red`s arrival.

 

[Sweet72947]

Guess I`m one of the few who doesn`t bench themselves during ol`red`s arrival.

Honestly, if I had a guy, and I didn't have physical feminine issues that would prevent me from enjoying sex, I would be trying to get in his pants a million times a day because my sex drive skyrockets when my monthly friend rolls around. It didn't used to be that way, I used to have this highly irregular period and my sex drive would be non-existent during that time. But when I lost weight and my period become regular, UP went the hormones! :yikes: lol

 

[sparks19]

I don't get cramps... I get back pain and a uterus that feels bruised during my period. being POKED in that area does NOT help... orgasm or not lol.

I'm tired, bloated, have a sore back and a sore front and I just want to lay on the couch and feel sorry for myself. lol

PLUS it's a free week a month to milk it and be spoiled

 

[noludoru]

On the original post ... funny list, but like most of those "list" thingys it's grossly exaggerated. Seriously, it's not quite THAT bad except for the few women who do have severe problems, and honestly they should consult a doctor. Low-dose BC, among other things, could help at least lessen severity.

I agree that the list is over-exaggerated. . . we usually only have a few of those things at once, not all of them together.

Sparks, no one spoils me. I am jealous of you.

 

[sparks19]

I agree that the list is over-exaggerated. . . we usually only have a few of those things at once, not all of them together.

Sparks, no one spoils me. I am jealous of you.

lol well don't be too jealous... .it's not all selfless spoiling. mostly it's to get me to stop whining about how I hate being a woman one week a month :rofl1:

 

[noludoru]

lol well don't be too jealous... .it's not all selfless spoiling. mostly it's to get me to stop whining about how I hate being a woman one week a month :rofl1:

STILL, though, I want to be spoiled sometimes!

I'll see if I can train Middie to bring me ice cream in bed.

 

[MPP]

STILL, though, I want to be spoiled sometimes!

I'll see if I can train Middie to bring me ice cream in bed.

Oh, she'll gladly bring it. It'll be inside her, though...

 

[Xandra]

Oh, she'll gladly bring it. It'll be inside her, though...

Maybe. It depends how much she eats. I don't know if you've ever had a dog get into a bunch of dairy, but...

 

[jess2416]

ewww....

Am I the only one opposed to this? I have a little motto: "The red sea is a dead sea."

No your definitely NOT!!!

It makes me wanna puke just thinking about it lol yuck

 

[happyhound]

Top ten ways to get your boyfriend to break up with you? lol

 

[TheGoldenRetriever]

It makes me wanna puke just thinking about it lol yuck

I know, right? Where IS that "puke" emoticon??

To each his-and-her-own I guess ... but "just put a towel down" ... "look like a murder scene, hahaha" ...etc? Ewwww ... ewwww . triple ewwww!! :yikes:

 

[Dakotah]

No your definitely NOT!!!

It makes me wanna puke just thinking about it lol yuck

My thoughts exactly lol

 

[FoxyWench]

i had a dr tell me once that period pain was all in a womans head...
i told him i could kick him in the testicles a few times and tell him that pain was all in his head too...doesnt mean its true! he was alot more understanding after that lol

 

[Taqroy]

i had a dr tell me once that period pain was all in a womans head...
i told him i could kick him in the testicles a few times and tell him that pain was all in his head too...doesnt mean its true! he was alot more understanding after that lol

Wow what a jackass. I'd be seriously pissed if a doctor told me that.

 

[eddieq]

All I know is that I do my best not to turn a period into an exclamation point. If the pain/discomfort is real or exaggerated, it doesn't matter. I just don't want to get yelled at for walking through the room without carrying chocolate.

 

[Renee750il]

All I know is that I do my best not to turn a period into an exclamation point. If the pain/discomfort is real or exaggerated, it doesn't matter. I just don't want to get yelled at for walking through the room without carrying chocolate.

You may have unraveled the secret to why most men don't live as long as women

 

[Pops2]

Men will never understand periods, being pregnant or the birthing experience.

and for that i am eternally grateful
you have my sympathy & patience but i am glad not to give you empathy