Poll: Does your dog want to sleep with Tosca?
- Thread starter ToscasMom
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I had to pick My dog has already slept with Tosca and is now on antibotics. And when did Tosca become a lesbian I might ask? Wait, when did MY dogs become lesbians?
First there was Spider........I knew she posted comments to your blog, but I had no idea, until i FOUND THEM IN THE ACT, IN THE BATHROOM no less, that they had a thing going. Well as it would be, 5 days later there was burning, itching, scratching, dry skin, ect. So off to the vets. The vet looked at Spider, looked at me, of course pulled me into a seperate room and told me the grave news.... Tosca gave Spider doggie crabs *gasp* The news was hard to take for Spider, as she once *did* have a reputation to uphold.
Then there was Naughty..... ok so she DOES favor a boy... but really Tosca... did you have to go and do it in the men's room @ Neiman Marcus?? You have high taste but your low class, you dirty slut.
Then poor Kodak.... she is small.... so I dont even want to know what went on there. I'm sure you had to do alot of persuading, as she usually gives it up to no one, or thats the word on the street.
And then baby Pearl. Tosca, you have no shame. NO SHAME!!! SHE IS A CHILD!!! Im going to investigate exactly what went on....... and you may find yourself on to Catch a Predator: Doggie Style
First there was Spider........I knew she posted comments to your blog, but I had no idea, until i FOUND THEM IN THE ACT, IN THE BATHROOM no less, that they had a thing going. Well as it would be, 5 days later there was burning, itching, scratching, dry skin, ect. So off to the vets. The vet looked at Spider, looked at me, of course pulled me into a seperate room and told me the grave news.... Tosca gave Spider doggie crabs *gasp* The news was hard to take for Spider, as she once *did* have a reputation to uphold.
Then there was Naughty..... ok so she DOES favor a boy... but really Tosca... did you have to go and do it in the men's room @ Neiman Marcus?? You have high taste but your low class, you dirty slut.
Then poor Kodak.... she is small.... so I dont even want to know what went on there. I'm sure you had to do alot of persuading, as she usually gives it up to no one, or thats the word on the street.
And then baby Pearl. Tosca, you have no shame. NO SHAME!!! SHE IS A CHILD!!! Im going to investigate exactly what went on....... and you may find yourself on to Catch a Predator: Doggie Style
