Poll: Does your dog want to sleep with Tosca?

[ToscasMom]

I voted for the second choice... however, Madison weighs 6.5lbs and has a hard time reaching.

Tosca wants you to know that Madison gave it his best shot!

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

Its the cats that drove Tosca to become such a slutty slut. And I think she mentined something about her mother and fish net....

 

[Charliesmommy]

And I think she mentined something about her mother and fish net....

ROFL! and the boots. Don't forget the boots!

With such a role model, how did you think she would turn out?

 

[drmom777]

Uncle Fred has not had the opportunity, but offers his services any time. He swears he won't hold her past against her

 

[ToscasMom]

Lies I tell you! Your dogs are always sniffing around my poor Tosca and she gives in from sheer fright. You should thank her. It's a horrible job but somebody has to do it.

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

Oh wait, thats right. I saw Tosca's mom over at the local truck stop... trickin' for her perscriptions. **** that medicaid. Screw medicare. A girl has to get those scripts!!!

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca LOVEs Uncle Fred.

Don't forget the boots!

Harumph!™©® More Lies.

 

[ToscasMom]

I see Whiskey is now in my poll. This suggests that somebody with power is touching somebody's poll again.

 

[Renee750il]

I had to pick My dog has already slept with Tosca and is now on antibotics. And when did Tosca become a lesbian I might ask? Wait, when did MY dogs become lesbians?

First there was Spider........I knew she posted comments to your blog, but I had no idea, until i FOUND THEM IN THE ACT, IN THE BATHROOM no less, that they had a thing going. Well as it would be, 5 days later there was burning, itching, scratching, dry skin, ect. So off to the vets. The vet looked at Spider, looked at me, of course pulled me into a seperate room and told me the grave news.... Tosca gave Spider doggie crabs *gasp* The news was hard to take for Spider, as she once *did* have a reputation to uphold.

Kharma said to tell Tosca, "I told you that 80's Big Hair needed to go! There are things LIVING in there . . . tsk"

 

[Renee750il]

I see Whiskey is now in my poll. This suggests that somebody with power is touching somebody's poll again.

That would make it a power poll.

You SO asked for that one . . .

 

[Charliesmommy]

It's Tosca that's touching everybody's poles.

 

[Sunnierhawk0]

Why would she touch other people's poles? She has her own. In her bedroom.

 

[verderben]

Bane said he is a male slut so he doesn't care who Tosca sleeps with as long as he is one of them. He wants to know if she wants to have a sleep over tonight, he doesn't have to work tomarrow

 

[ACooper]

Orson is NOT interested in the sex........but he WOULD like to know if he can borrow some of her clothes

Also, he wonders if she gives out Diva lessons and where are the applications for said classes.

 

[Baxter'smybaby]

Baxter says, as long as you don't let Phobe know.....
kiss me baby!

 

[ToscasMom]

Tosca loves Bane and Bax. She says she thinks she can fit you in this week.

Cooper you have to tell Orson that Diva is not learned, it is a Given Right. Also tell him he needs to work on walking in those heels a little better. He looks a lot like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie.

 

[Aussie Red]

Whiskey is saving up his money for Chloe lol

 

[ACooper]

Baxter says, as long as you don't let Phobe know.....
kiss me baby!

OOOOOOOOOOOH!! Orson says if Tosca don't give over some of those clothes he will tell Phoebe! And trust me, you DON'T want her POd, she ain't no sissy Diva!

Orson *snaps in Z formation*

He looks a lot like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

That's why he needs those lessons! DUH!

 

[Renee750il]

He looks a lot like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie.

Could be worse . . . he could look like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire . . .

 

[mrose_s]

Busters already slept with her 4 times but he denies it.

buster gets creepy around girls anyway, licking sophies back and what not. I imagine tosca is denying it aswell