Dearest Orson,
The toilette is not your personal drinking fountain,
I am tired of sitting down to your drippings on the seat.
Also please remember who paid for the furniture.
We don't mind you using it, but can you STOP trying
to force us into getting up so you may lay down?
Yours truly,
non furry mom.
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Darling Phoebe,
Keep being you.
Love,
non furry mom
The toilette is not your personal drinking fountain,
I am tired of sitting down to your drippings on the seat.
Also please remember who paid for the furniture.
We don't mind you using it, but can you STOP trying
to force us into getting up so you may lay down?
Yours truly,
non furry mom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Darling Phoebe,
Keep being you.
Love,
non furry mom