Dear Eerie: Stop being an A-hole All. The. Time.
Dear Liz: screaming inside your crate as soon as you hear my car coming up the road is NOT endearing you to the neighbors. I like our new apartment, and I believe you do as well. If you could control yourself for an extra 3 minutes and allow me time to get in the door, everyone would be much happier. PS you are a 48lb coonhound - you do not fit on my friend's laps. Just because they don't live here doesn't mean they can't see that.
Dear Daisy: While I am equally as retarded for you as you are for me, there is no reason for you to constantly try to squish 36lbs of basset hound on top of me whenever I sit or lay down.
Lastly, Autumn, thank you for being the best dog ever. From 7 weeks to 2 and a half years, there has never been a major training hiccup or annoyance from you. You truly are the superior race of dog.
(and as a PS - dear puppy that is due on the 18th... please get here safely and healthy! I just can't wait to pick you out of this litter! I've been waiting for you for at least a year and a half now! I want to do *everything* right, so while I am excited I am also terrified... please try to be good and work with me! )
Dear Liz: screaming inside your crate as soon as you hear my car coming up the road is NOT endearing you to the neighbors. I like our new apartment, and I believe you do as well. If you could control yourself for an extra 3 minutes and allow me time to get in the door, everyone would be much happier. PS you are a 48lb coonhound - you do not fit on my friend's laps. Just because they don't live here doesn't mean they can't see that.
Dear Daisy: While I am equally as retarded for you as you are for me, there is no reason for you to constantly try to squish 36lbs of basset hound on top of me whenever I sit or lay down.
Lastly, Autumn, thank you for being the best dog ever. From 7 weeks to 2 and a half years, there has never been a major training hiccup or annoyance from you. You truly are the superior race of dog.
(and as a PS - dear puppy that is due on the 18th... please get here safely and healthy! I just can't wait to pick you out of this litter! I've been waiting for you for at least a year and a half now! I want to do *everything* right, so while I am excited I am also terrified... please try to be good and work with me! )