Man, Popsicles are short now a days.

[GlassOnion]

Been a while since I bought Popsicles (the brand name popsicle, I suppose), and first thing outta the wrapper was 'man, these things have gotten shorter'.

I remember that when holding the stick, my thumb would be bordering the end of the popsicle (resulting in numb thumb) and half the joke would be obscured. Now you can read the ENTIRE joke question, and your thumb comes no where near the end of the popsicle! What the ****, I'm being short changed! Is there no cost-savings measure that a company won't employ? I can read the entire question of the joke for Pete's sake!

It's just wrong.




By the by, what did the Diamonds name their baby?

Answer to come shortly!

EDIT: IT DOESN'T ****ING GIVE ME THE ANSWER! BULLSHIT!! **** you Popsicles.

 

[babymomma]

lol...

Im just sitting here, giggling at your post.. haha..

I wouldn't know about the Popsicles though.. I've never liked the **** things.

 

[SizzleDog]

I'l admit.. I'm giggling too. Your post is exactly something that I myself would rant about... and people would look at me funny.

I think you should call Popsicles and complain. Maye they'll give you a coupon for a free box of Popsicles.

 

[ACooper]

:rofl1:

And sorry GO, I tried to google your riddle and all that really came up was YOUR post here on chaz :rofl1:

 

[Renee750il]

They named their baby Jim (Gem)

 

[xpaeanx]

oh man, I haven't had a popcicle in forever!

I kinda really want one now... but maybe it's better if I don't ruin the memories by going thru what you just did. LOL>

 

[bubbatd]

GO ~~ you're something else !!!

 

[noludoru]

Is it bad that this thread made me fall over laughing? And NOT because of GO's rant? (Some of you might remember why, haha. . .)

 

[Renee750il]

Yes, it's bad.

And I laughed too

 

[noludoru]

I'm waiting for Jess to see this. If I had her on FB I'd have already linked her. :rofl1:

 

[Renee750il]

I can't believe GO was so torqued he couldn't figure out the answer to the riddle, lol!

 

[jess2416]

I'm waiting for Jess to see this. If I had her on FB I'd have already linked her. :rofl1:

dammit!!!!!!!

LMAO

Im dying over here..........
:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

you hush

 

[cricketsmygirl]

Ranting about Popsicles lol I about fell out of my chair, which isn't hard since the back is broke out! When I was younger I remember the Popsicle being a lot longer to....I've noticed a steady decrease with time...they do short change people unfortunately, you just don't get what you pay for most of the time anymore