"omg Ceiling Cat Is Watching Me Masturbate!!"
Hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha