Do you threaten your dog?
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...But they get sweared/threatened at pretty frequently lol. Ozzy and Enzo both get told with some regularity that they suck and nobody likes them.
Knox and Ozzy both answer to "HEY A$$HOLE!"
And I also realized Indy won't "get in the truck" but she will "GET IN THE D@MN TRUCK" or the effing truck. Whichever.
I regularly tell Knox if he doesn't cut it out I'm going to neuter him myself, ect.
Knox and Ozzy both answer to "HEY A$$HOLE!"
And I also realized Indy won't "get in the truck" but she will "GET IN THE D@MN TRUCK" or the effing truck. Whichever.
I regularly tell Knox if he doesn't cut it out I'm going to neuter him myself, ect.
Ahh yea, its a regular occurrence with Ivan. Steven regularly tells Ivan hes going to shoot him. Or he says You need a bullet in your head you stupid dog.
If Ivan is being particularly obnoxious in his crate at night. I will walk over and tell him to shut the F* up and if he doesn't I will help him shut up. He usually lays right down and shuts up, so that I can go back to bed.
If Ivan is being particularly obnoxious in his crate at night. I will walk over and tell him to shut the F* up and if he doesn't I will help him shut up. He usually lays right down and shuts up, so that I can go back to bed.
That is the best part about having rescue dogs. Threats always carry a little more weight. Meg has gotten "You had better get this or I will drive you back to West Virginia!" before some agility runs. Gusto gets "knock it off ar I will take you back to the trailer you came from!" and "If you don't get over here right now I am sending you back to the Amish and you will never get to watch Shrek again!"
Honestly, I don't threaten Morgan all that much. I mean, it slips out now and again, but he gets SO SAD if he thinks you're mad at him. LOL! Really, the worst it gets is, "MORGAN, if you don't stop barking right now, I swear... I swear... I'LL PUT YOU OUTSIDE."
The cats on the other hand. I threaten them with bodily harm on a very regular basis. Because they are evil and they deserve it.
ETA: For clarification, I do love my cats and really would never skin them alive with a rusty butter knife. Even though they do, in fact, deserve it.
The cats on the other hand. I threaten them with bodily harm on a very regular basis. Because they are evil and they deserve it.
ETA: For clarification, I do love my cats and really would never skin them alive with a rusty butter knife. Even though they do, in fact, deserve it.
"I will hang you upside down and shake you" is a frequent one for Auggie. "I will beat you" is another one. I remember sitting in the vet's office when he wouldn't pee telling him I was going to kill him if he was wasting my money and didn't have anything wrong with him, and when Doc told me he had a bladder infection I said "Yaaaay! You get to LIVE!" Tuesday when they told me at the University that they couldn't find anything wrong I mock throttled him. Soooo... yes. Auggie is frequently threatened with death and physical violence.
I also used to tell him that unless he learned how to run faster I was going to quit agility with him and make him do Dock Dogs. ..........
I'm sitting here trying to figure out if I threaten Payton and I'm shocked because I can't think of anything. How is this possible??
I also used to tell him that unless he learned how to run faster I was going to quit agility with him and make him do Dock Dogs. ..........
I'm sitting here trying to figure out if I threaten Payton and I'm shocked because I can't think of anything. How is this possible??
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My Malinois seems to think the word for "come" is "NOW!!!", because I'll first say, "Come inside, Ciana." And then if she is not coming in fast enough due to sniffing, I'll say "NOW!!" very strongly.
I also told her if she bites my Laekenois one more time I'm going to send her to heaven with Doerak. (My dog who I had to put down from cancer.) Before I told her that she bit him twice, she hasn't bit him since.
I also told her if she bites my Laekenois one more time I'm going to send her to heaven with Doerak. (My dog who I had to put down from cancer.) Before I told her that she bit him twice, she hasn't bit him since.
