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Posted at the request of Miakoda. Originally posted 1/29/08.
Dear Bulldog,
You're lucky you're cute . . . because the stunts you pulled in class tonight were not. When the trainer announced "And this is one of our trainers and her Alapaha" that was not your cue to jump up on the table, breaking said table, so that all papers on the table end up on the floor with a coke dumped on top of them.
After your mother sheepishly cleaned them up, dodging angry glares from her boss who's papers you just ruined and who's coke you just spilled, it was NOT the best idea to jump up on her and almost knock her backwards over the mop and bucket.
And when it was time to settle it was probably not the best idea to do your "fish out of water" impression (while all other dogs were lying down nicely) while making weird grumbly sounds and giving off crazy eyes while flashing your hoo-ha at everyone in the room.
Here's hoping you're better next week.
Sincerely,
Soon-to-possibly-be-former Bulldog Mom
Dear Bulldog,
You're lucky you're cute . . . because the stunts you pulled in class tonight were not. When the trainer announced "And this is one of our trainers and her Alapaha" that was not your cue to jump up on the table, breaking said table, so that all papers on the table end up on the floor with a coke dumped on top of them.
After your mother sheepishly cleaned them up, dodging angry glares from her boss who's papers you just ruined and who's coke you just spilled, it was NOT the best idea to jump up on her and almost knock her backwards over the mop and bucket.
And when it was time to settle it was probably not the best idea to do your "fish out of water" impression (while all other dogs were lying down nicely) while making weird grumbly sounds and giving off crazy eyes while flashing your hoo-ha at everyone in the room.
Here's hoping you're better next week.
Sincerely,
Soon-to-possibly-be-former Bulldog Mom