Am I an Asshole?

[Buddy'sParents]

I am 25% Asshole/Bitch.
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

There goes my reputation.

 

[blue]

Ive got a heck of a mean streak, but I do bet on the underdog.

 

[ToscasMom]

Well Harumph! I turn my back and look what has happened to my Asshole thread! Imagine the nerve of you people! Focusing on yourselves instead of.........ME!
Harumph!

 

[blue]

Is yours black and blue?

 

[ToscasMom]

As for the poll, it does appear that my slutty dog has saved the day for me! As for the last option, which appears to be rather popular, this option was forced upon me by Zoom, who has The Power! It is a Faux option and the goodly percentage of those who picked it either were afraid I would know how they voted and get back at them later or are seriously deluded as to my true character!

 

[jess2416]

Ooooo I guess that means so far I was the highest at 75%

 

[ToscasMom]

Ooooo I guess that means so far I was the highest at 75%

That's my Jess! I'm proud of you girl! I bet you didn't even study for that test!:lol-sign:

 

[ToscasMom]

I wish to thank the three brave men who ventured into this thread! Tosca wants to sleep with all your dogs!

 

[Renee750il]

As for the poll, it does appear that my slutty dog has saved the day for me! As for the last option, which appears to be rather popular, this option was forced upon me by Zoom, who has The Power! It is a Faux option and the goodly percentage of those who picked it either were afraid I would know how they voted and get back at them later or are seriously deluded as to my true character!

MUAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHHAAAAA . . . .

 

[ToscasMom]

Slander! Libel!

 

[jess2416]

That's my Jess! I'm proud of you girl! I bet you didn't even study for that test!:lol-sign:

Thanks

Thats why I love you

 

[Renee750il]

Slander! Libel!

Now there's an interesting conundrum . . . if it rose to the proper level, would it be slander or libel? Would this be considered written or spoken? I do believe I could argue either side plausibly.

 

[ToscasMom]

Yeah well I could always hire Goniff Finagle and Swindle to oppose you!

 

[Renee750il]

What? You're not using Dewey, Cheatham and Howe anymore?

 

[~Jessie~]

I am 59% Asshole/Bitch

 

[jess2416]

Whoooooo hoooooo

I'm still number 1..

*Is that something I should be whoo hooing* ROFL

 

[Renee750il]

Blue, thanks for post #120

 

[ToscasMom]

Hey Renee, I was checking over the Asshole scores and noticed your is 13 percent. Pay no mind. Don't feel badly. We all know you are a bigger asshole that that!

 

[Renee750il]

I don't. I don't have to be an asshole. The world is overpopulated with them as it is . . . Besides, I can always haul out the jetter, remember?

 

[blue]

My pleasure Renee.