I'm confused . . . the OP said that you (me, we, etc) are a bad owner because you spoil your dog. How is that offensive. It's funny!! It's like saying "You're a crappy mom 'cause you feed your kids 3 times a day" I mean give me a break!
Admit you were duped, laugh it off, and move on! Happy April Fools!
Admit you were duped, laugh it off, and move on! Happy April Fools!