A Bathtime Saga

SizzleDog

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Ilsa was today's first victim.

*If I don't make eye contact, she won't give me a bath..."


*Oh no! I made eye contact! Sh!t!*


*I shall never forgive you."


*Pleeeassse let me goooo!!!*


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Bathtime finished...

*Yesss! I'm free!*


*victory shake*


*Yes yes I know I'm pretty, just let me the frak outta here!*
(p.s. - her ears always look soo much longer after a bath!)



Next.... was Ronin.

*I don't wanna smell like flowers like big sister... I'll try to use my charm on her...*
 

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*Darn, that didn't work. I'll try my tough guy look next.*


*Okay, the door is shut and I'm naked. This can't be good.*


*pleeease no bath!*


*Desperate times call for desperate measures... I'll use my patented Abused Doggie impression!*


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*Cr@p, this is just not working.... maybe if I hide in the walk-in closet, that'll work!*


*le sigh... I give up. I'm coming out now, I surrender.*


*This... really sucks*


*Ewww... I smell like flowers, gross!*


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*my life is miserable... life is suffering...*


*Here, see? I cleaned out my nostrils already, so in case you ever wanna do that... I aleady did it so you don't have to bother.*


*I wonder if I can get this thing to work by myself...*


*Blah! There's water coming out of the hose thing, what on earth did I do???*


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*All done! Lemme outta here!*


After bathtime, crazy teethums playtime ensues... as always!







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Oohhhhhhhh . . . . you DIDN'T . . . that last pic . . . . THE END . . . . . :D

And one of the great mysteries of the Universe: why is it that dogs who will happily cavort in freezing cold dirty water, stand in filthy lakes, lay in ponds that reek of cowpiss, are HORRIFIED by clean, warm soap and water?
 

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That's it! I NEED to save those POOR dogs from such torture. I cannot abide watching it go on anymore. I'm coming to get them NOW! (Don't worry, you can have them back when they get dirty again.)


Incidentally, where did you get your noose?
 

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LOVE 'EM!

Two of the most beautiful dobies, ever!

You better bring those poor, abused babies to me right away.
Then I can send you home with my poor abused pit bull.

We'll swap.:D
 

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Dogs with no hair should not complain about bathtime, says Dakota.
 

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Awww! I love the pics!

You mentioned ages ago you had a spray-on conditioner or something.. lavender scented.. that you use on the dogs. I'm wondering what brand/name it is?
 

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It's made by Buddy Wash - I think you can get that at kvvet too! It's lavender and mint scented, but I only can smell the lavender. I use the Buddy Wash lavender and mint shampoo as well, so the dogs are walking flowers after their bath! Ronin is off the prescription shampoo, but I'm going to keep bathing him in the EpiSoothe until I don't have any of it left - just to make sure his skin is in good shape.

This summer, when the dogs get filthy from the lake and prairie, I'll switch over to the Nolvasan that Sada gave me. That stuff is great on super-dirty dogs, the only thing I've seen that works better to get dirt out is Pure-O-Flee, which is technically a flea shampoo but it's all natural and is citrus based. It smells like dreamsicles, and I used all of it on the last foster I had - she came to me just covered in fleas, and was filthy. Pure-O-Flee took care of it all, but it took three rinses with the shampoo to get rid of all the fleas. Yuck.
 

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