What makes men (or women for that matter) undateable?

I have my tongue pierced twice, apart from occasionally having issues eating noodles and having them wrap around my bars then go down my throat and choking me its not really an issue. I don't have problems with food getting stuck in either piercing and I still brush my tongue straight over them without a problem.

I havn't kissed anyone else with tongue piercings before. lol. That would be a lot of metal.

OMG I remember when I had braces this guy with a tongue ring asked me "Hey do you think if I stuck my tongue in your mouth there would be sparks from all the metal?"

Some of those things would get to me, not most though.

-can't hate animals
-no speedo's
-NO pointy shoes (I hate these, mainly because everyone I've met that wears them is a douche)


I don't like rugby boys.
I hate it when I a guy buys me a drink at the pub. It just makes me uncomfortable unless I make sure I buy they're next one.
I'm not into body hair but its not the be all and end all.
I don't think I could be with someone that didn't drink/rarely drank. It wouldn't work.
Can't be shorter than me.
Has to act like a "man"
I don't think I could handle a really emotionally sensitive guy either, I'm really reserved myself so it'd be weird.
Romance is totally wasted on me. I'm too immature for that.

I can be a little weird in my tastes though. I like tall, skinny guys. Usually tradies, usually with brown hair and piercing/tats are a massive plus. I'll also look twice at any dude with long hair and I love big crooked noses, nearly always older than me.

You should see the lagoon creatures I have been with. Everyone always asks "Paige, what were you thinking :yikes: " They are always way too tall, are way too thin, have bushy mustaches and some sort of neon dreadlocks. Where I find these people I have no idea.

ok... BARF

Perfect example of my blunders. This is the baby's daddy when I first met him nearly two years ago. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Perfect example of my blunders. This is the baby's daddy when I first met him nearly two years ago. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Paige, hon . . . . I'm sure this baby is going to take after you

lol is it weird that I think he looks interesting. I'd probably go talk to him if I saw him at the pub.

wow its so funny how different everyones taste is.

I would certainly not go up and talk to him, and if he talked to me id probably panic and run away lol

They are extremely gross and unattractive underpants.

So you're getting all hot and heavy, and you unbutton his pants to find a pair of stained-to-offwhite Fruit-of-the-loom tighties underneath. Now tell me that wouldn't be a turn off. lol.

- Gross personal hygiene (shower dammit!)
- Hates animals
- Overweight
- Overly Aggressive. I dont wanna date chris brown (love this lol)
- Rude. I need a guy who is nice to me. I will not deal with somebody with no respect for me or that doesnt have manners.


- A boy who wear make-up.
- A boy who wears Ed hardy shirts. douche bag alert.
- A boy who doesn't have manners
- A boy who doesn't get along with my parents
- A boy with no sense of humor. I love to laugh and joke around, and I can't handle a guy who doesn't make me laugh and joke back with me. And Don't be overly sensitive.

-Shorter than me. This is a BIG one for me. I'm 5'6", which is kind of tall for a girl (so I've heard) so I always date someone who is at least 2-3 inches taller than me, that way if I want to wear heels I can lol.
- Chews with his mouth open
- Bad Kisser
- Doesnt know what the word "romance" even means
- Also, please for the love of all things holy have some kind of smarts/brains about you. Don't act all stupid and try to be someone you aren't. Its really a huge turn off.

Doesn't open doors when appropriate, doesn't make decisions when appropriate, doesnt compliment, doesn't care about how im feeling,that kinda thing.

I dunno lol of course there are exceptions to everything but still, this is basically the stuff I hate put to a list