With Fiona:
"Is she blind? Deaf? What makes the eyes that color? Is she a husky? Is she part husky? Is she ever going to get brown eyes? Are those contacts (not kidding you)? Is she old? Is she a puppy? Why are her eyes blue? Border Collies can't have blue eyes, she must be a husky mix. She looks like a ghost! Woah, those eyes are scary! I bet she can read minds with those crazy eyes! ETC ETC ETC." You get the picture.
With Wesley, who is blue (grey):
"What is that? Is that a rare color? Is he dirty? What made his coat like that? Is that a Pit Bull mix? Does he have a skin condition? How do they make them that color?"
General BC things:
"OMG, those dogs have SO much energy, they can't live without a daily 5 mile run! (yeah right, my dogs sleep on the couch for 20 or so hours a day, lazy bums)
Oh, LOOK, an Aussie!
Is that like Lassie?
You must own a bunch of sheep.
How do you ever get any sleep with all of those running around?
Can they herd me/my kids/my dogs?
OMG like from Babe?
Oh yeah, these guys are crazy smart. They know every command! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT LIE DOWN LIE DOWN SHAKE ROLL OVER PLAY DEAD. *sigh*
Oh, my neighbor has one of them dogs and it herds his kids and bites them. (ok? Not normal or acceptable behavior)
Do they nip at your heels?
Do they ever herd you?
How much exercise a day do you have to give them? (IDK, it varies, OK?)
General dog things:
I have a dog that looks just like that, would you like to breed them?
Oh you breed? How much are your puppies?
Can I have one of your puppies for a discount?
How much do you make off of dog shows?
How much do you make off of breeding?
Why do you have so many dogs? (Idk, why the f do you have so many kids?)
Do they bite? (If you're being an idiot, maybe. How is this a reasonable question?)
How much did you pay for them?
OMG you paid how much? You know they only charge $200 at the pet store.
Oh, they're from breeders? Were rescue dogs just not good enough for you?
You know, mix breeds are cheaper and healthier.
You breed them? I saw a documentary that said breeding was bad.