I went to Target while it was raining/snowing/other things falling from the sky. My phone was in my jacket pocket. I get inside the store, put my hands in my pockets and huh - where's my phone? Must have fallen out in the car, I assume.
I carry on, shop, forget about my phone and go home. I get home and realize CRAP I never did figure out where my phone was. So I go examine the car... yeah there's no phone in there. Soooo what else is there between my car and Target... other than the Target parking lot....
Go back to Target, park near the same parking spot. There's a giant freaking truck parked there so I'm thinking great, IF my phone is here, it's probably smashed underneath his tire. I begin kicking the snow around and TADA... right in between this truck and the car next to it is my phone. Not smashed. And no water damage!
I have a really bad track record with phones. And this phone actually JUST came in the mail 2 days ago, because my other phone broke! Yay for this turning out okay!