Paige, was that you at our local grocery store tonight?

[Romy]

Just wondering, because they do call you TMI girl.

Weirdest public bathroom experience ever.

Baby stomps on my bladder, so I go rushing into the ladies room. I get into a stall, and in the stall next to me I hear this:

Random voice: Bawk Bawk Bawk bawk bawk Bawk

Me:

Random Voice: Bawk Bawk Bawk BAGAAWWWKK!!! *gloooosh*

Me: :rofl1:

That is all.

 

[skittledoo]

HAHAHAHA oh I can't stop laughing.... I'm seriously dying over here... definitely sounds like something Paige would do

 

[KayleeBby]

LOL I am so glad I don't ever use public bathrooms..

 

[Paige]

HAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU SAW ME


I love how even when I am not posting too much people still remember what a crude individual I am. I have never felt more flattered in my entire life.

 

[Dizzy]

Eeeeeeuw!!!!!!

Although in my younger days there weren't many pubs or bars I hadn't actually been sick in....

Once I even threw up on an ex boyfriend. Who was sat next to me.

And once I threw up in a small cubicle outside the toilets (they were both full). My then house-mate who worked in the pub came home complaining about cleaning up someone's sick.... I was like... err that was me. In my defence they had fed me 8 large shots of various liquors all mixed up together for the pricey sum of 2p.

I was for some time dubbed 'the most casual sicker ever' as I would often be sick, then just carry on like nothing happened.

My body does not like foreign chemicals. Yet I still tried to put as many in it as possible

I'm much better these days. I know my limits Or I now just have memory blanks so I can't remember

I've never randomly thrown up in the day though!!!!!!

When I was in Dublin there was a girl vomming in the middle of a VERY busy main road - she'd had to pull the taxi she was in over to do it too.... THE SHAME.

 

[Paige]

Dizzy I once tossed my cookies onto my exs junk... and Im not talking about the garbage he had thrown all over his floor. Talk about my body rejecting his FOREIGN CHECMICALS

 

[Dizzy]

I haven't done that

My problem used to be (without going into too much detail) that I used to get hit with nausea pretty randomly on certain nights out. And it just hits you like BAM. One min, chat chat chat, next... must be sick. I used to actually carry a carrier bag with me just in case LOL.

Alcohol... well... we used to drink pretty heavily, too quickly, and guaranteed I'd over do it and need to chunder. That's less BAM and more a slow build up though

Delightful eh?

Drugs are bad mmmmm'kay!

I haven't even had a good hangover for a while now!! I can be sick every 10 mins with a good one....

Awww maybe I'm growing up????

 

[Paige]

Growing up happens to the best of us.

 

[Dizzy]

Growing up happens to the best of us.

I'd rather sip my fancy ciders and watch the antiques roadshow these days.

 

[Renee750il]

Romy, I can't believe you didn't ask, "Paige, is that you?" :rofl1:

 

[RD]

ROFL.

Poop.

*snrk*

 

[CharlieDog]

I didn't imagine hacking noises. I imagined someone was BAWKing like a chicken at first.

 

[jess2416]

I didn't imagine hacking noises. I imagined someone was BAWKing like a chicken at first.

ME TOO

ROFLMAO

*dies*

 

[CharlieDog]

LMFAO.

I was like, "well, I mean, I guess I wouldn't put it past Paige to randomly BAWK like a chicken in the bathroom."

 

[stardogs]

Oh good, I'm not the only one who saw chicken noises!

 

[sparks19]

that was definitely chicken noises LOL. I don't think someone was throwing up because it said "random voice" lol

 

[Renee750il]

I didn't imagine hacking noises. I imagined someone was BAWKing like a chicken at first.

Yup. That's what I got from it Pure Paige.

 

[Romy]

I didn't imagine hacking noises. I imagined someone was BAWKing like a chicken at first.

Oh, it was TOTALLY chicken bawking noises. Someone was making sound effects for a, um, deposit. :rofl1:

 

[oakash]

I didn't imagine hacking noises. I imagined someone was BAWKing like a chicken at first.

Um yeah. That's what I imagined, then I thought that 'Bawk' was actually a noise some people make for puking

 

[skittledoo]

I'm STILL laughing about this. haha