Maybe she knew that Law and was trying to save me a ticket. If she ever learns how to roll down her window, we're both in trouble.
Seems like everything I tell her these days gets filed in her super massive black hole never to be recalled again. She tore up that foam comforter the other day. I got on to her, told her no, she dropped a piece and went to the other room. This morning I wake up to another snow storm. I'm just glad I have a queen sized bed not a king or I would be needing a snow plow. Ah, the joys of parenthood.
Her need to be social may get her ran over, stolen or in dog fights. I could have got run over or had a heart attack... or I could have had a heart attack in the middle of the street and then we both get run over. I would hate to think she needed to be tied to the spare tire and ride in the trunk to go anywhere, but it's under consideration.
It's little wonder she was picked up as a stray. She's an opportunist with a Houdini knack. She knows now, the way to freedom is out the window so can't be trusted. So much for fresh air.
Seems like everything I tell her these days gets filed in her super massive black hole never to be recalled again. She tore up that foam comforter the other day. I got on to her, told her no, she dropped a piece and went to the other room. This morning I wake up to another snow storm. I'm just glad I have a queen sized bed not a king or I would be needing a snow plow. Ah, the joys of parenthood.
Her need to be social may get her ran over, stolen or in dog fights. I could have got run over or had a heart attack... or I could have had a heart attack in the middle of the street and then we both get run over. I would hate to think she needed to be tied to the spare tire and ride in the trunk to go anywhere, but it's under consideration.
It's little wonder she was picked up as a stray. She's an opportunist with a Houdini knack. She knows now, the way to freedom is out the window so can't be trusted. So much for fresh air.