Am I an Asshole?

[ToscasMom]

Aw geeze, Zoom. All this after I just gave you the most important advice you will ever receive in your life over at the other thread.

 

[Zoom]

I return life-changing phrases with healthy doses of sarcasm. Call it a survival mechanism.

 

[ToscasMom]

I return life-changing phrases with healthy doses of sarcasm.

Unlike me, right?:lol-sign:

 

[Zoom]

Oh, of course! You speak as straight and true as the GOP!

 

[ToscasMom]

You speak as straight and true as the GOP

Then I should be able to hide behind a corkscrew really soon!

 

[Renee750il]

So Tosca is really Triumph.

"Chazhound is a great site...for me to poop on!"

LMFAO!!!!

And we have another One tagged with a new nickname

Hey, TM . . . do ya got any Grey Poupon?

 

[ToscasMom]

Hahahah. That would be Brown Poupon wouldn't it?

 

[jess2416]

Of course


Looks like we have things covered TM, you poop on the board and I p!ss on the board...

ROFL...

Now we just need to find out whose going to be the T.P of the board to clean up our messes

That's a hard one. Personally, I'd rather be an @sshole than an @sswipe.

I nominate Renee. She is a mod.

Oooo RENEEEEEE.... you see what Charliesmommy called you.....

 

[ToscasMom]

Which begs the question. Should there be a thread enitled "Is Renee an A@@wipe?"

 

[ToscasMom]

I do hope that both Cooper and Boston weigh in on my Assholeiosity Quotient!

 

[Fruit bat]

How come this isn't a poll ?

 

[Aussie Red]

ok here is a test to find the proper answer to this perplexing question
If you can answer yes to these you may indeed be an asshole.

1) do I have an appendage between my legs that I think about every 10 minutes
2) do I think that because of the above mentioned item I am better then others
3) Have I ever been caught in public picking my butt
4) when I bend over do I add to the nations crack problem
5)do I think that burping and farting louder then others is a fine art
6) do I think a can of spaghetti O's is fine dining
7) when I am in a public place and someone yells " HEY ASSHOLE" i TURN AND LOOK FOR MY WIFE/GIRLFRIEND

iF YES TO THE ABOVE YOU MAY BE AN ASSHOLE

 

[ToscasMom]

Dang. Too late, unless Renee fixes it.

-Yes she's a complete Asshole.
-Yes she is an asshole but not completely, yet.
-Yes she is an asshole and she comes in handy when I need somebody to sling crap for me
-She is only a partial asshole, mostly when I disagree with her
-Yes she is a bit of an asshole, but I put up with her because I like her dog
-No she is not an asshole just really cranky
-No, she is not an asshole, I want to be just like her

 

[ToscasMom]

Have I ever been caught in public picking my butt

or scratching my b@lls.

 

[Aussie Red]

or scratching my b@lls.

Well ??? Hmmmm???

 

[M&M's Mommy]

What is an asshole?

 

[Zoom]

There, fixed it for you.

 

[Renee750il]

I nominate Renee. She is a mod.

Oooo RENEEEEEE.... you see what Charliesmommy called you.....

Which begs the question. Should there be a thread enitled "Is Renee an <A href="mailto:A@@wipe?"[/quote">A@@wipe?"

Heheh . . . . if you'll notice, when I come in and clean up after assholes, I don't wipe them gently with TP . . . I use a jetter. http://www.dodworld.com/index.cfm?i...in Cleaners Drain Cleaning Equipment Drain Ma

 

[jess2416]

Heheh . . . . if you'll notice, when I come in and clean up after assholes, I don't wipe them gently with TP . . . I use a jetter. http://www.dodworld.com/index.cfm?i...in Cleaners Drain Cleaning Equipment Drain Ma

heheheheh.....


Wait, now that I think about it...Ouch...That would sting a little...

 

[Zoom]

I'm suddenly reminded of that playground joke about the Atomic Tampon Remover...