I just skimmed through all 56 pages. And I'll say it before anyone else says it: "YES, I need a LIFE!" .. *LOL*
I just have a few comments.
1. You people are crazy. FUNNY, but CRAZY!
2. I agree with so many of the comments about the concepts of "working" dogs. To me, the highest level of accomplishment a dog can possibly obtain is to be a loving, devoted companion who spends each and every day looking up to their human partners with absolute love and adoration. Anything else - competitive obedience, agility, hunting, pulling a sled - is just icing.
3. Others alluded to it, but I'll say it straight-out:
My dogs live in my house with me, where do yours live?
Only dogs that live in the house are real dogs!
Melanie and the gang in Alaska