lol, but I bets it's really not to funny for you...it's just the way you phrased it. I personally can't give sound advice unless I am working with the dog, finding triggers, getting to know the personality etc.. so it's very hard to say. Traning and behavior is not black and white, there are just too many gray areas. The best of luck to you. Let us know what you do and how it helps.
Also, (I didn't know too much about this until about 3 weeks ago), and this is not directed to RD, at least I don't believe it was you how posted this...
Anyway, someone wrote that dogs do not even bleed when their cords are cut, just that the tongue is pulled and a v shape is made. That may be true in some cases, but I have a client (who now regrets doing this) had 2 of her small dogs de-barked. I have to remove the stictches from both of their throats (outside) in about 4 more days. So this was a surgery, that contained bleeding. There must be a few different ways to perform this. Yes, I have worked with vets. and I am a certified vet. tech., but never worked with a vet. that did this so I never knew about the "non" bleeding procedure until that was written here. Never really knew about the procedure in general, just what I have heard from vets themselves.