So I'm in the mood to hear the grossest stories in your history of dog ownership considering mine just ocurred. So I've worked as a nanny and owned pets for years, there isn't much that can get to me. But omg....apparently one of the dogs got into the leftover curry that was in the trash. I walked out of my room to get some water and the smell almost made me puke instantly :yikes:. True love is scrubbing the carpets at 2am so your parents wont be mad at the dogs in the morning. It was everywhere....there are no words to describe it, I just jumped out of the hottest shower of my life in an attempt to rid myself of the grossness. So lets hear the stories, I could use a laugh after tonight.
Your dogs most disgusting moment?
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Probably coming home to a German Shepherd that had strewn garbage (not trash, garbage, icky smelly wet garbage) all over the living room, along with some lovely vomit in a couple corners from having eaten something out of the garbage, a half eaten pile of regurgetated kibble and crap out of the garbage, as well as several large dog pies around the kitchen table. Each pile had to be as big as a small dinner plate, and about an inch thick, with the consistancy of well, something. It had to be scooped up.
I reckon I can beat anyone with this.
We took the dogs to the park. Just as we got there a little kid ran over from a nearby house, did a poo in the middle of the sand and ran home (not a particularily nice neighbourhood by the way)
I saw it... Sophie saw it.
I ran... she ambled.
I screamed...she ignored
and in one fowl mouthful the black, steaming, human excrement was down her throat.
Most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
We took the dogs to the park. Just as we got there a little kid ran over from a nearby house, did a poo in the middle of the sand and ran home (not a particularily nice neighbourhood by the way)
I saw it... Sophie saw it.
I ran... she ambled.
I screamed...she ignored
and in one fowl mouthful the black, steaming, human excrement was down her throat.
Most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Oh my god. Thats disgusting.
When my youngest brother was a baby (hes almost grown now, and he doesnt remember this happening) He was running around the backyard and took his diaper off and crapped right there in the backyard. Our dog at the time, Daisy, a Retriever mix (Im sure you can guess which retriever) went over to it, sniffed it, rolled in it, and then ate it before anyone could move.
Plus we were laughing really hard. It was rather disgusting, but funny at the same time.
When my youngest brother was a baby (hes almost grown now, and he doesnt remember this happening) He was running around the backyard and took his diaper off and crapped right there in the backyard. Our dog at the time, Daisy, a Retriever mix (Im sure you can guess which retriever) went over to it, sniffed it, rolled in it, and then ate it before anyone could move.
Plus we were laughing really hard. It was rather disgusting, but funny at the same time.
I may actually have you all beat.
Marlowe discovered a used tampon on the sidewalk (people for some reason don't use trash cans when they put their trash out, and animals come in the night and rip all the bags open, so we often find interesting things on the sidewalk after trash day). Into his mouth it went. And because that's not something I want him ingesting, yes, I had to reach in and take it out.
Conrad's finest moment was when we used to live way out in the sticks and he had free roam of a few acres of woods. One day he came trotting back home very proud, just dying to show us what he'd brought back for us: a severed deer head.
Marlowe discovered a used tampon on the sidewalk (people for some reason don't use trash cans when they put their trash out, and animals come in the night and rip all the bags open, so we often find interesting things on the sidewalk after trash day). Into his mouth it went. And because that's not something I want him ingesting, yes, I had to reach in and take it out.
Conrad's finest moment was when we used to live way out in the sticks and he had free roam of a few acres of woods. One day he came trotting back home very proud, just dying to show us what he'd brought back for us: a severed deer head.
Well, Lola was outside pooping and Boomer came up out of no where and was eating the poop as it was coming out of her butt. I was yelling "no" but he completely ignored me and ate every last fragment of poop that never had the chance to even hit the ground. It was sooooo gross! He's a habitual poop eater and then comes in with indigestion and will burp and all you smell is sh!t.
The pizza mary ate that almost killed her, i just don't know how she did it. My son found a pizza still in the wrapper that had fallen behind the door of the fridge, into a slot we didn't even know was there. It was black as dirt, i threw it in the trash without a thought that anything would eat that, it looked like dirt. Mary not only ate it, she ate the cardboard that was just as black too. I didn't know what she had done. THat night in bed i felt her convulsing. SHe tried to stand but couldn't her eyes rolled up in her head, and i thought she was dying. I carried her into the living room and banged on my son's door, feeling she was seconds away from leaving us. SHe vomited up a load of pure black goo. I ran to my stash of dark chocolate, and that wasn't it, i ran into the kitchen and found the wrapper on the floor. AAron was stroking her like love was going to fix this and i was thinking we aren't going to have time to get to the er vet when she vommited again and then once more. THe last one had pure yellow bile and froth underneath it and i prayed that none of it had entered the large intestine. WIthin seconds she convulsions stopped, and her heart rate began to slow, she had anarobic poisoning and was one of the luckiest girls i know for if it had gone into her intestines it could have caused GAS GAngrene. Even thinking of her eating that makes my stomach roll to this day. THe black goo had no odor but looked like it came straight from hell.
I will take cow patties over roll on mole anyday...peeeuuuuuu and dead snake is worse then dead anything else. IT has a bad oily stank that remains for weeks in car seats. A man i was dating almost didnt' forgive me when Bin rolled on that while we were hiking the woods. I despise roll on mole. WHen we go to Victor's valley they sure want to roll on the deer urine, but it isn't as bad as other things they find here in the yard. WE have loads of moles.